The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

28 minutes ago, Aes Sedai said:

Welp this thread seems dejected. 

Dejected? no, it's atrabilious.

[Edema Rue she/her]

*quickly googles atrabilious* Ill-tempered? I...I guess that's not wrong...

[Frustration]

I leave for a couple of days and I come back to find some mutant hybrid abomination of Thesaurus and Dictionary.com

Somehow that's not out of the ordinary.

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

I have a very very important question for y'all.

How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

10 hours ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

I have a very very important question for y'all.

How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?

Depends on the chicken, do they have yellow beaks or orange ones?

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

6 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Depends on the chicken, do they have yellow beaks or orange ones?

...Yellow?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

5 minutes ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

...Yellow?

Then about fifty of them.

[Edema Rue she/her]

*tsks* But you'd need to make them be willing. Orange beaked chickens are far more willing to kill elephants.

[Frustration]

One, if you're skilled enough.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Depends on how intelligent the chicken is

[Edema Rue she/her]

Are we assuming the chickens are alive?

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

12 hours ago, Robin Sedai said:

Depends on how intelligent the chicken is

Average intelligence for a chicken.

6 minutes ago, Aes Sedai said:

Are we assuming the chickens are alive?

Yes.

[Edema Rue she/her]

That’s going to make this a whole lot harder. Can we assist the chickens?

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

No. The elephant has to be killed solely by the chickens.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Can we kill them and take off their beaks and use those as knives?

No idea what's going on here but it looks fun

[Edema Rue she/her]

Alternately, can we kill them and then raise undead chickens and control them?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Hey that's good!

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

You can't aid the chickens in any way. Just on their own how many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?

[S. Stormy she/her]

51 minutes ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

You can't aid the chickens in any way. Just on their own how many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?

Earth chickens or Rosharan chickens?

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Earth.

[S. Stormy she/her]

7 minutes ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

Earth.

Shame. Rosharan ones would work better.

[Edema Rue she/her]

They really would. Do the chickens want to kill the elephant? Oh and what environment is it? Temperature, weather, size of the space, etc. Lastly, what type of elephant is it and how old?

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

You can add specifics. Your answer doesn't need to be just a number. For example it could be something along the lines of, 200 if you leave the chickens locked in a room with the elephant for two days. 

[Edema Rue she/her]

Ah I see. 1, if the chicken pecks a rope, breaking it and dropping the elephant into a pit of boiling lava. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

7, if the elephant eats them and chokes. 

Why would they do that though?