The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Edema Rue she/her]

As the winner of this thread, I command you all to leave. 

[Immortal Platypus]

No. I accept commands from no one.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Nor do I.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

This is rather ridiculous.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

So is this thread.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Yes, but one day I will rule all the Ooklas. 

That say is not quite today.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I demand a taste.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Ising the wants of needing the needs of tasting the eats of the foods. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Hmm. Confusing. Plenty confusing.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

HELLO

I'M BACK.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Good afternoon. For a moment I was afraid you’d moved to escape the grasp of my evil influence. HA! You are under my rule.

Because you have not moved.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

*moves*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Aww… oh well. I’ll just tyrannize everyone else here.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

*Also moves*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

STOP IT. I NEED TO TYRANNIZE SOMEBODY!  

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

See how it feels when no one respects your attempts to forcefully dominate them?

[Immortal Platypus]

You wouldn't tyrannize your dragon finding friend, would you?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Friend? Hmm. Well, I’ll have to think about that.

For now, let’s say sort of.

[Immortal Platypus]

okay. As long as I don't have to do everything you say.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I'm back! What's happening?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Of course you do—or will, come the 26th. But I shall keep my decrees reasonable.

Probably.

Edit: ninja’d haha

Edited November 25, 2022 by Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff

[Immortal Platypus]

as long as they are reasonable and I'm okay with them, I'll do them. But don't make me unhappy with your demands please.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Oh, don’t worry. I’m a very magnanimous tyrant. 

[Immortal Platypus]

that's an oxymoron but I'll take your word for it.

Tyrant: a cruel and oppressive ruler.

Magnanimous: generous or forgiving, especially toward a rival or less powerful person

They're kind of opposites, but okay.