The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

NOT ME! I DONT WANNA EAT LIMPETS! PLEEEAAAAAAZZZZZZEEEEE!

[Edema Rue she/her]

…but you deserve it!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

NO! I just rhymed stuff…

[Edema Rue she/her]

You’re just digging a deeper grave. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

So should I conk somebody on the head with a shovel?

I don’t think I have a shovel. How was I digging?

[Edema Rue she/her]

Metaphorical digging. It’s really fun, you should try—oh wait, you did. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Well, I’m done now. And I’m leaving to eat popcorn.

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I didn’t know burning air-popped popcorn was possible.

 

[Edema Rue she/her]

Like I’ve said, you have magic powers. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I certainly do! Popcorn is yummy, except when burnt! Remember that, folks!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

*Summons pink mind control powers*
EAT YOUR LIMPETS!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

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*hides in spoiler box* NEVER! You CANNOT penetrate my wonderful SPOILER BOX!

 

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

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@Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff

You're right.

It's safe here.

 

[Edema Rue she/her]

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@Ookla the Debonair @Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff

Can I please come in? I don’t want to eat limpets  

 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

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Absolutely! Welcome. We are safe here.

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

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I'm sorry for bringing up limpets, can I come in?

 

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

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Who wants a song?

 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

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No. No you're not.

NOW EAT THE LIMPETS!

 

[Robin Sedai she/her]

...what happened here and what do limpets have to do with it

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Spoiler

Yes, come in!

I want a song!

Sorry. We have erected defenses in the spoiler box.

 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

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I thought this was the writing game thread for a sec with all the spoiler boxes

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

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You're a mean on Mr. Grinch! I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine and a half foot pole!

 

Edited November 27, 2022 by Ookla the Myopic

[Edema Rue she/her]

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What even is a limpet anyway? I like being oblivious to the world. 

 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

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It's the vehicle in which the Lost Boys from Mortal Engines books 2-4 travel.

 

[Immortal Platypus]

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I don't wanna eat limpets. I have leftover Thanksgiving pie to eat. you can't do this to me!!!!! luckily it's safe in here. no limpets allowed. And I say we take a vote on this. If @Ookla the Nerdy keeps trying to make us eat limpets, he shouldn't be allowed in here either. All in favor?

 

[Gak he/him]

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I don't want to eat limpets, time to make like snake and hide in a box.