The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Immortal Platypus]

I rarely sleep though. And it's not a rule, it's a myth

[Edema Rue she/her]

It's a figure of speech.

[Immortal Platypus]

well, too bad. no figures of speech allowed sometimes. Anyway, solve the riddle!!!

[Guest]

What is up with this thread

 

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

RIDDLES!!!

[Immortal Platypus]

Basically anything and everything, if you can get it started.

[Telrao she/her]

I know the answer to the riddle. Heard it before - I'm spoilering my answer tho

Spoiler

The man in the field was a skydiver - the unopened package beside him was a parachute. He was falling, and his parachute failed. That is why he is dead in a field - the plane was flying over, and he jumped out - only to plummet to his death.

You're welcome.

 

[Immortal Platypus]

nope. Not looking. It's a rickroll

[S. Stormy she/her]

6 minutes ago, ImportantQuestions said:

nope. Not looking. It's a rickroll

I promise that it's not. I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, it is not a rickroll.

[Immortal Platypus]

Fiiiiiine. I'll look. But I will personally make sure you never achieve a digital sandwich that you earned using literary works if it's a rick roll.

Telrao has gotten 1 of the 3 possible answers.

Edited November 20, 2022 by ImportantQuestions

[Telrao she/her]

9 minutes ago, ImportantQuestions said:

Fiiiiiine. I'll look. But I will personally make sure you never achieve a digital sandwich that you earned using literary works if it's a rick roll.

Telrao has gotten 1 of the 3 possible answers.

Ayyy (I'm to honest for a hidden rick-roll)

[Immortal Platypus]

i doubt it. almost everyone has tried to get me to see a rick roll. You yourself tried to rick roll me.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Nikada te neću izdati, nikada te neću iznevjeriti, nikada te neću trčkarati okolo i napustiti te.

[Immortal Platypus]

i don't speak szetheze

 

Edited November 20, 2022 by ImportantQuestions

[Telrao she/her]

Take a guess.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

1 minute ago, ImportantQuestions said:

i don't speak szetheze

google translate it then

[Immortal Platypus]

no. It's a rick roll. The first part repeats and the commas are in the right places for it to be a rick roll so it is a rick roll in another language

[Telrao she/her]

But it's funny

[Immortal Platypus]

I'm a (very special) platypus, you're a cat, don't tell me what's funny for my species.

[Telrao she/her]

What about "flappity flap flap I'm technically a mammal?"

[Immortal Platypus]

bats? they can't tell me what is funny for my species either.

[Telrao she/her]

You have like foot flippers mate - and a beaver tail, and a duck beak. Platypi are fascinating creatures. Did you know that when they were first discovered by explorers, the scientists back in England thought they were fabrication? They didn't trust the taxidermized corpses - so the explorers had to send back a live sample.

[Immortal Platypus]

I did know that. and actually, we like to call them fins, platypus tails (beavers just stole our idea), and platypus bills (ducks also stole our idea).

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

24 minutes ago, ImportantQuestions said:

no. It's a rick roll. The first part repeats and the commas are in the right places for it to be a rick roll so it is a rick roll in another language

You're wrong, actually. It's not a rickroll. And you'll never know what it is

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

*Peeks in and steals the win*