Crackpot Theories (A game)

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Proof: Honor is not dead so long as he lives in the hearts of men. Honor still lives in the hearts of men. Therefore Honor is not dead.

Theory : There are only fifteen shards. One of them is fake.

[Lunamor she/her]

Proof: I mean come on, Whimsy, really? We’re supposed to believe there’s an entire shard dedicated to that?

Theory: Marasi is actually Steris’s twin.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

proof: where are the birth citificates they could be.

 

theory: kalinin is/will be the avatar of honner 

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Proof: He's called "Child of Tanavast" by the Stormfather.

Spoiler

There are several Russian guys called Kalinin, including one who was the USSR figurehead for 20 years; I may or may not have toyed with the idea of making this about them.

Theory: The Rosharan kandra is Chiri-Chiri.

[Lunamor she/her]

Proof: Chiri-Chiri seems like a little liar. Plus, she eats stormlight. What next, dead bodies? Your very soul?!

Theory: Ruin and Preservation were derived from a cat’s personality.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Proof: Fig. 1: My cat's uncanny ability to avoid injury when she tries to jump onto something that is too tall for her. Fig. 2: My couch, and its many, many, many claw marks.

Theory: Dunny will return, as Odium's champion, to fight Kaladin.

[Lunamor she/her]

Proof: Dunny is just dun with all of Kaladin‘s drama.

Theory: Dalinar means “He who shuns axehounds” in ancient Alethi.

[aetherbound he/him]

Proof: Dalinar is Ranilad spelled backwards, the first two letters are ra, which is the egyptian god of the sun. Sun + H = shun. The last four letters are ilad, which becomes Iliad when you add another i. The Iliad contains dogs. The only letter unaccounted for is N, which obviously stands for Nale, who is from Roshar. Putting it together, we get "shun roshar dog."

Theory: Honor is actually the shard of puns.

[Lunamor she/her]

Proof: Honor is dead, just like my will to live after hearing too many terrible puns.

Theory: It’s not Odium who’s been shattering shards, it’s a cat pushing them off of the edges of tables.

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Proof: It's been established in this thread that Adonalsium was shattered when pushed off the edge of a table by a cat, so clearly it wants to finish the job

Theory: Spren are actually kandra

[Lunamor she/her]

Proof: Both are immortal beings who prefer to look vaguely like humans in their true forms with behavior considered strange by humans.

Theory: Everyone sailing on the spore seas is constantly hallucinating.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

proof: the spores are parasitic entities produced by aethers

theory: the stormfather is honer in a costume to hide from odium

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Proof: [Redacted to prevent Odium from discovering this ruse]

Theory: Hoid's true name is Doug.

[Lunamor she/her]

Proof: Hoid picks up new forms of magic from every place he visits, and what’s more magical than having a name recognizable on every single planet?

Theory: Alethi men can actually read, they’re just too scared to admit it.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

On 3/2/2024 at 12:01 PM, Lunamor said:

Proof: Hoid picks up new forms of magic from every place he visits, and what’s more magical than having a name recognizable on every single planet?

Theory: Alethi men can actually read, they’re just too scared to admit it.

Proof: reading glyphs is literally reading. 
 

Theory: Kelsier actually is Hoid in disguise.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Proof: They are both Mistborn worldhoppers

Theory: Kaladin is just Dalinar and Adolin reincarnated into one body. And that body is the pure power of Adonalsium.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Proof: Adolin is angry, and Dalinar is honorable. Mash that together and you get Kaladin!

Theory: Shallan is actually the leader of the Ghostbloods.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Proof: Why else would she spend so much time with them?

Theory: Kelsier put on a red wig and is actually Shallan.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Proof: It's like Undercover Boss! Kelsier's investigated those nasty Rosharan Ghostbloods!

Theory: Syl is a highspren in disguise.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Sunlit Man spoilers:

Spoiler

Sigzil must have had some way to bond a Highspren.

Theory: All honorspren are highspren.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Proof: That's why they broke their oaths!

Theory: Renarin is a dragon.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Proof: Cultivation has to have an insider!

Theory: Kaladin and Szeth are brothers, their parents being the Shards.

[OoklaApologist She/her]

Proof: The names of Lirin and Szeth, and Kaladin and Szeth's dad, Neturo, have the same amount of letters if K's didn't exist

All WoB's were actually created by Odium

[Mr. Misting he/him]

Proof: learning of the future is obviously of Odium. The power loves arguments and questions, though the Rayse hates questions and tries to shut them down by RAFOing them.

Theory: Mare was Lift

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Proof: Lift obviously refers to Coinshots, which are from Scadrial where Mare is fro,.

Theory: Evi survived and fled to Threnody, where she fell in love with a world hopping TenSoon.