These Stupid Ranks

[Calderis he/him]

45 minutes ago, Flash said:

Behold! A... Kings Tester? What in the world even is that?

A King's Tester is someone who samples all their food to eat it, so that if it's poisoned the King doesn't die. 

What twisted deformity does overuse of the Shard cause? Cause I'm pretty sure that's why I'm a Savant. 

[Jondesu he/him]

1 hour ago, Flash said:

Behold! A... Kings Tester? What in the world even is that? 

Right. I give a test to a crazy king. 

 

23 minutes ago, Calderis said:

A King's Tester is someone who samples all their food to eat it, so that if it's poisoned the King doesn't die. 

What twisted deformity does overuse of the Shard cause? Cause I'm pretty sure that's why I'm a Savant. 

Is it supposed to refer to the people who gave Taravangian his tests every morning to see if he was able to pass laws or not, maybe?

[Calderis he/him]

11 minutes ago, Jondesu said:

 

Is it supposed to refer to the people who gave Taravangian his tests every morning to see if he was able to pass laws or not, maybe?

Probably. 

[Calderis he/him]

I have stories... And news... And things to sell... 

I'm a dude who's made questionable choices in my past, so now I live a nomadic life selling goods and information. 

This one feels like a downgrade

[Shqueeves]

*silently gathers*

[+Extesian he/him]

2 minutes ago, Calderis said:

I have stories... And news... And things to sell... 

I'm a dude who's made questionable choices in my past, so now I live a nomadic life selling goods and information. 

This one feels like a downgrade

A tinker's debt is always paid: Once for any simple trade. Twice for freely-given aid. Thrice for any insult made.

[Calderis he/him]

1 minute ago, Extesian said:

A tinker's debt is always paid: Once for any simple trade. Twice for freely-given aid. Thrice for any insult made.

I was going to make a comment about you being up late, and realized it's probably your Friday night. 

So yeah. The traveling bard/merchant/storyteller/spy is a fantasy staple. The characters I've loved that were in that role, at least in my opinion, have always made the profession more alluring and cool than the profession itself is. 

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

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[A Budgie she/her]

*cuts self accidently*
whoops
*Ghosts start gushing out of wound*

[Steeldancer he/him]

*vanishes*

[+Extesian he/him]

Ooh I hit my 1500 posts. Third 500 took much longer than the second 500.

In other news I'm the single coolest sounding thing in the Cosmere, but in fact I'm just a soft, black, toothy, shiny jerk. I'm basically my cat

[Calderis he/him]

I... I don't actually know what I am. 

I'm awesome, and mysterious 

[+Extesian he/him]

7 minutes ago, Calderis said:

I... I don't actually know what I am. 

I'm awesome, and mysterious 

You're just a Shin rooster, my friend. Just a chicken. 

 

Edited August 16, 2017 by Extesian
Gender clarification

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

and I like to sing at dawn.

About death, destruction and domination.

[Steeldancer he/him]

YES IM A KINGS WIT! BEST EVER! 

[Calderis he/him]

57 minutes ago, Flash said:

YES IM A KINGS WIT! BEST EVER! 

Watch out for assassins. 

[Steeldancer he/him]

2 hours ago, Calderis said:

Watch out for assassins. 

I've got too much sass for assassin's 

[Calderis he/him]

I am awesome at playing a game that no one understands. 

[+Extesian he/him]

6 minutes ago, Calderis said:

I am awesome at playing a game that no one understands. 

Sweet, that's the next one of Chaos' awesome ranks I'm looking forward to (#thesestupidranks). Imma take you down. (in tarachin. not rep )

[Calderis he/him]

2 minutes ago, Extesian said:

Sweet, that's the next one of Chaos' awesome ranks I'm looking forward to (#thesestupidranks). Imma take you down. (in tarachin. not rep )

Well when you do, I can guarantee I won't understand how you did it. 

[Shqueeves]

*seals blood*

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

21 hours ago, Shqueeves said:

*seals blood*

I want to make a seal pun but that would be seally

[Penumbra]

I just realized I became an Awakened Object.

I'm ... mildly offended? I think?

[Nathrangking he/him]

Behold your High Prelan!!!  Bow before me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited August 22, 2017 by Nathrangking

[A Budgie she/her]

I test out kings. The latest one tasted absolutely terrible, and had no automatic driving.