These Stupid Ranks

[+Extesian he/him]

6 minutes ago, A Budgie said:

I test out kings. The latest one tasted absolutely terrible, and had no automatic driving.

 best These Stupid Ranks I've seen in half a dozen pages

[+Extesian he/him]

Ha Rambleman! One of Chaos' more wonderful ranks 

Edited August 27, 2017 by Extesian

[Penumbra]

Promoted to pahnkake! Let's hope Lift isn't around (:

 

[Calderis he/him]

Finally. I can step into the night and be accepted into the welcoming embrace of the Mists. 

[Mestiv he/him]

37 minutes ago, Calderis said:

Finally. I can step into the night and be accepted into the welcoming embrace of the Mists. 

Hello there, we will probably meet in the mists then

[Nathrangking he/him]

To be glory faction or not to be glory faction that is the question!!

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

In the hopes of returning the Heralds to this forum, I shall now put a fork in a toaster!

[Penumbra]

I get to cast aside a bunch of Vorin gender norms, eat spicy man-foods, soulcast, and use the Almighty's name? Good deal!

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

Ghostblood? I'm officially mysterious and morally ambigious.

[Penumbra]

Crew leader, neat. Now if only I knew what crew I'm leading.

[Nathrangking he/him]

I am a misting of indeterminable power!!

[Calderis he/him]

8 minutes ago, Penumbra said:

Crew leader, neat. Now if only I knew what crew I'm leading.

Just remember not to treat the young members like crem. You never know when one of them will grow up to overthrow the empire. 

[Penumbra]

Just now, Calderis said:

Just remember not to treat the young members like crem. You never know when one of them will grow up to overthrow the empire. 

I'll make sure to be nice to the kids. To be honest, I'll probably be afraid of them.

Also, it's funny how this rank-promotion coincides with my writing that "I am hope" thing in the "You know you're a Sanderfan when..."-thread 

[Penumbra]

3 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

I am a misting of indeterminable power!!

Pick a power!

[Nathrangking he/him]

I am the lord rioter!!

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

I don't want to make the joke.

[Mestiv he/him]

Still stuck at Mistborn... Can't think of anything clever to add  Getting higher ranks at this level is hard.

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

I can make stuff vanish!

[Steeldancer he/him]

I have weird bones! Yay!

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

18 minutes ago, Flash said:

I have weird bones! Yay!

I can make those vanish too...

[Sunbird she/her]

10 hours ago, Mestiv said:

Still stuck at Mistborn... Can't think of anything clever to add  Getting higher ranks at this level is hard.

I'm still stuck on Mistborn too.

[Calderis he/him]

12 hours ago, Mestiv said:

Still stuck at Mistborn... Can't think of anything clever to add  Getting higher ranks at this level is hard.

2 hours ago, Sunbird said:

I'm still stuck on Mistborn too.

We're a small Murder of Mistborn. 

[Sunbird she/her]

3 minutes ago, Calderis said:

We're a small Murder of Mistborn. 

I'll bet 100 boxings that Calderis is the first one to become an Inquisitor.

[Calderis he/him]

5 minutes ago, Sunbird said:

I'll bet 100 boxings that Calderis is the first one to become an Inquisitor.

That's not fair. I'm all out of boxings and I'm like 9 votes away. Blame the weirdos that upvote me

[Sunbird she/her]

1 minute ago, Calderis said:

That's not fair. I'm all out of boxings and I'm like 9 votes away. Blame the weirdos that upvote me

FYI, I didn't check your count before placing that bet. You just rack up rep so fast that it only made sense, haha.