These Stupid Ranks

[StrikerEZ he/him]

So I went from being a priest of Jaddeth to a priest (kinda) of The Lord Ruler.

I'm not sure which one I think is better.

[+Extesian he/him]

Hmm at least I've upgraded secret societies now. And let's face it, the name is fracking storming chulling cool. Even if there's a bit of pressure to fit in...

[Erunion he/him]

Brightlord! Your choice of fashion is inspired! 

As soon as the parshendi see that, they'll be sure to flee! 

[A Budgie she/her]

Stormwarden. Can't tell if the name is impressive, or if it reminds me to much of a weatherman. Because, you know. That's really not a very impressive job.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

13 hours ago, A Budgie said:

Stormwarden. Can't tell if the name is impressive, or if it reminds me to much of a weatherman. Because, you know. That's really not a very impressive job.

it is impressive, you get to predict highstorms using maths!

And also make everyone uncomfortable

[Silverblade5 he/him]

7 minutes ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

it is impressive, you get to predict highstorms using maths!

And also make everyone uncomfortable

My life in a nutshell. If you consider teenage drama to be highstorms  

[A Budgie she/her]

2 hours ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

it is impressive, you get to predict highstorms using maths!

And also make everyone uncomfortable

Well, I'm sure my maths teacher will be pleased then (if more than a little surprised).

[Jedal he/him]

Oooo, Emperor's Soul. I guess I'm a creep. whooooo

[Jondesu he/him]

I think my command would have to be "Eat Pizza". Far less morally messy than "Destroy Evil".

[StrikerEZ he/him]

2 minutes ago, Jondesu said:

I think my command would have to be "Eat Pizza". Far less morally messy than "Destroy Evil".

Not to say it wouldn't be messy though. Imagine how messy deep dish or Chicago-style pizza could get.

Also, I have no idea what I am. It's from Stormlight, right?

[Jondesu he/him]

9 hours ago, StrikerEZ said:

Not to say it wouldn't be messy though. Imagine how messy deep dish or Chicago-style pizza could get.

Also, I have no idea what I am. It's from Stormlight, right?

Yeah, something like a master/trainer. Very much like a sensei in fact, just not for martial arts.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

8 hours ago, Jondesu said:

Yeah, something like a master/trainer. Very much like a sensei in fact, just not for martial arts.

All i care about it the owning your student thing 

[+Extesian he/him]

Merciful Tehlu! I didn't notice my elevation to King's Wit!

Now I know you all want to upvote me for this personal triumph, and to keep my favour. Don't do it. I want to stay this way forever. I must Preserve my rank. I'm even avoiding snappy one-liners or fibbldygrak talk. Don't do it. Don't dooooooo it.........

Do it

[StrikerEZ he/him]

55 minutes ago, Extesian said:

Merciful Tehlu! I didn't notice my elevation to King's Wit!

Now I know you all want to upvote me for this personal triumph, and to keep my favour. Don't do it. I want to stay this way forever. I must Preserve my rank. I'm even avoiding snappy one-liners or fibbldygrak talk. Don't do it. Don't dooooooo it.........

Do it

I did it

[Jondesu he/him]

Ooh, now instead of owning a Shardblade, I can become one. If I can find a worthy person to bond with... Any takers?

[StrikerEZ he/him]

Oh, it appears I have an entire house under my control.

Hope no one finds the body.

[Zennix he/him]

I now work for Mr T. 

[Mestiv he/him]

32 minutes ago, Zennix said:

I now work for Mr T. 

Spoiler

 

[Elenion he/him]

666 rep: Torturer of Heralds!

Edit: Aaaand... it's gone. That didn't last long.

Edited May 23, 2017 by Elenion

[Zennix he/him]

52 minutes ago, Mestiv said:

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Not that Mr T! 

[Yata he/him]

I am an Enefel, I didn't even know the word to be honest. It's an Aonic word for a trickster and joker....I find so ironic that is my title now as this is one of the worst moments of my life 

[+Extesian he/him]

4 minutes ago, Yata said:

I am an Enefel, I didn't even know the word to be honest. It's an Aonic word for a trickster and joker....I find so ironic that is my title now as this is one of the worst moments of my life 

I'm sorry to hear that Yata  Will it cheer you up if I call you Lunu'anaki?

[Yata he/him]

25 minutes ago, Extesian said:

I'm sorry to hear that Yata  Will it cheer you up if I call you Lunu'anaki?

Indeed it will 

[Calderis he/him]

I have to say, I kind of like being a cosmere necromancer. 

Anyone fell like giving me a blood sample? 

[+Extesian he/him]

2 minutes ago, Calderis said:

I have to say, I kind of like being a cosmere necromancer. 

Anyone fell like giving me a blood sample? 

You'll want to be careful with that blood around me.