These Stupid Ranks

[Sparkrunner he/him]

I- Commit acts of unspeakable evil and mess with darke magyks beyond mortal comprehension... Or something like that.

Will anyone ever see this?

[Nathrangking he/him]

I am the comere's luckiest man the all powerful chromium compounder!!

Edited September 19, 2017 by Nathrangking

[Sunbird she/her]

On 9/15/2017 at 8:08 PM, Calderis said:

Cause people are weird and rep makes no sense. 

[Steeldancer he/him]

I have no idea what an originator is, but I got my first ever popular post and I'm very pleased. 

[Sunbird she/her]

5 hours ago, Steeldancer said:

I have no idea what an originator is, but I got my first ever popular post and I'm very pleased. 

I'm pretty sure my only popular posts have been in Sanderson Memes. XD Which one of yours hit the threshold?

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

4 hours ago, Sunchicken said:

I'm pretty sure my only popular posts have been in Sanderson Memes. XD Which one of yours hit the threshold?

...I don't think any of my posts have ever been popular, like heart and red, popular....

But all my others are good wholesome content and you all should upvote everything I say, because I will quote myself on them years down the line and you all want to be in first to get those claims you know what I'm saying?

[Steeldancer he/him]

4 hours ago, Sunchicken said:

I'm pretty sure my only popular posts have been in Sanderson Memes. XD Which one of yours hit the threshold?

It was an oathbringer post lol. 

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

@Steeldancer

If you want to know what Originator is... (Mistborn Era 1 spoiler):

Spoiler

It is the name used for those who survived the end of the world and kicked of the new one under Harmony. So Breeze, Ham, Cett etc are all Originators.

 

[Steeldancer he/him]

5 hours ago, Toaster Retribution said:

@Steeldancer

If you want to know what Originator is... (Mistborn Era 1 spoiler):

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It is the name used for those who survived the end of the world and kicked of the new one under Harmony. So Breeze, Ham, Cett etc are all Originators.

 

Right. 

[Steeldancer he/him]

An elantrian! Behold, I doth rise through the ranks quite quickly. 

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

2 hours ago, Steeldancer said:

An elantrian! Behold, I doth rise through the ranks quite quickly. 

You are Calderis 2.0

[Erandeni he/him]

Someone feel ill? I can help, no trick here, I swear.

[Penumbra]

I feel obligated to inform you that I am now an obligator

I have no idea what my obligations are.

[Steeldancer he/him]

On 9/21/2017 at 5:21 PM, Toaster Retribution said:

You are Calderis 2.0

Not really. I'm only just barely on the list. I'm not quite as prodigious as he is. 

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

I'm a Shade! Thus, I have gained a weakness for salt and silver.

[Calderis he/him]

I strongly desire to make an emotional outburst, but seeing as I've attracted an Inkspren, I'll keep this contained. 

[Zennix he/him]

Can one of you fellow Sanderfans come and help me explain to the cops that I wasn't trying to commit suicide when I slit my wrist? I keep telling them that I would become a Knight Radiant heal myself with stormlight easy

[+Extesian he/him]

Heh Tarachin Superstar crept up on me. I think my favorite remaining of Chaos' ridiculous ranks. #theseradiculousranks

[Calderis he/him]

5 hours ago, Extesian said:

Heh Tarachin Superstar crept up on me. I think my favorite remaining of Chaos' ridiculous ranks. #theseradiculousranks

How do you even know if you're winning? 

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

I'm the King's Wit! Insults for everyone! 

Though people can legally kill me, now... that's not good. 

[Shqueeves]

8 minutes ago, Nashan'Elin said:

I'm the King's Wit! Insults for everyone! 

Though people can legally kill me, now... that's not good. 

But if they do, they will suffer a stripping of rank

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

Just now, Shqueeves said:

But if they do, they will suffer a stripping of rank

Well yeah, but that all depends on just how infuriating I can get

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

Crap, I missed Torturer of Heralds... oh well, now I'm a Svrakiss. Yay?

[Steeldancer he/him]

1 hour ago, Toaster Retribution said:

Crap, I missed Torturer of Heralds... oh well, now I'm a Svrakiss. Yay?

I missed it too toaster. 

Guys if you see a torturer or 1337, be a nice guy. Take a screenshot! I can guarantee some people will provide upvotes for your trouble. 

Also, I'm a king. My word is law. Bow to my awesomeness. 

Edited September 26, 2017 by Steeldancer

[Mestiv he/him]

ah, finally my rank reflects the spikes that they give you when you become a mod