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10 minutes ago, Secrets said:

Hm... 

*Worldhops to Roshar and proceeds to steal aforementioned shards*

Shard theft is a capital offense on Roshar. :P

Posted (edited)
12 hours ago, Zennix said:

Shard theft is a capital offense on Roshar. :P

That's why I would stop by and  set them down next to Wit, so he can have some fun with them. I don't know what he'd do with them, but it would have a good chance of being hilarious! B)

 

@Sunbird

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Hmm. Seems I've been burning my tin too long and pulled a Spook.

Spook Chibi Savant.jpg

AWESOME!

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*then world proceeds to get remade and Harmony heals your savantism* :P Confirmed proof that Harmony is a troll!

 

 

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On 3/30/2017 at 3:56 AM, Idealistic Mistborn said:

You darkeyed are always complaining about everything.

Sure, one comment and the crazy lighteyes makes me a bridgeman...

Posted
16 minutes ago, TMonsta said:

Sure, one comment and the crazy lighteyes makes me a bridgeman...

At least now you get to become Kaladin's Radiant squire and glow while stuck as a Tenner. 

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Oh, so they ran some blood work on me and realized that I'm a noble.  I sure hope my plantation skaa pick up their production. I don't need any obligators poking their noses around here.

Posted
10 hours ago, TMonsta said:

Oh, so they ran some blood work on me and realized that I'm a noble.  I sure hope my plantation skaa pick up their production. I don't need any obligators poking their noses around here.

But now you're an Awakened Object.  Probably not as invested as Nightblood yet, but that's still cool.

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Wait! I just realized that Aladdin's flying carpet might actually be an Awakened object. 

Posted

Hmm. It seems I've must've got some cool face tattoos. Long live the Lord Ruler!

Posted
43 minutes ago, StrikerEZ said:

Hmm. It seems I've must've got some cool face tattoos. Long live the Lord Ruler!

Be careful. The Inquisitors have eyes on you. Keep your tin constantly flared. 

Posted (edited)

Now I'm still Terris, but part of that special Worldbringer sect.

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Just to emphasise to my Ardent friends out there, I don't predict the future! I study the past, I find patterns, I do complicated mathematical modeling and check models against past data, then apply my models to the most recent data to work out how much of a gap there would normally be between the most recent highstorm and the following one, adjusting for seasonal variations and current conditions. 

But predicting the future? No. That's a disgusting habit.

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I have been admitted into the elite group of soldiers who fight mistborns (and lose). We always manage to get wiped out whenever we fight mistborns. 

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So, it's no wonder we are currently an extinct group during Wax's Era. 

 

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Ayy, I am no longer Lord Ruler and have ascended even further - to the God of Colors! It's a pretty good promotion, the new apartment has a a view that's positively breathtaking!

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Now, it's the Cobalt guard! Why do keep joining military squads that get massacred often?! OMG, I don't wanna die! Someone please upvote me outta here! :P

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10 minutes ago, Zennix said:

Now, it's the Cobalt guard! Why do keep joining military squads that get massacred often?! OMG, I don't wanna die! Someone please upvote me outta here! :P

To be fair, at least they're not being massacred do to incompetence :P 

Posted

I'm an Oldblood. We don't rule Alethkar anymore,  but when we did, we ruled better than Elhokar at least. 

Posted

I have become a Rambleman... Can I petition to get my rank changed to Ramblewoman? :P

Also, every time I look at my rank now, I'm reminded of this song:

 

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I'm a secret half-skaa High Prelan. Infiltration of the Steel Ministry was successful. I will try to gather Intel for the skaa rebellion, even it's more likely that they will get themselves massacred again. 

 

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