NoiseSpren he/him Posted June 28, 2018 Posted June 28, 2018 All schizophrenic Lightweavers are ordered to visit Bondsmiths "Unite them!" course tomorrow at 6:30 PM. PS: No horneater wine, please. PPS: All of your personalities must come. 5
CrazyRioter she/her Posted June 28, 2018 Posted June 28, 2018 34 minutes ago, NoiseSpren said: All schizophrenic Lightweavers are ordered to visit Bondsmiths "Unite them!" course tomorrow at 6:30 PM. PS: No horneater wine, please. PPS: All of your personalities must come. just a heads up schizophrenia is not multiple personalities, you are thinking of Disassociative Identity Disorder (DID( 2
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted June 28, 2018 Posted June 28, 2018 To all of the Knights Radiants referring to the Sibling as "it", please use the appropriate gender neutral pronoun. Their feelings have been hurt and their bondsmith has been complaining that the Sibling now incessantly grumbles about needing a nap. 3
Gasper he/him Posted June 29, 2018 Posted June 29, 2018 (edited) Soulcasters are not to be used in pranks. Soulcasting the training grounds into chouta mix was funny but took a week to clean up. Also, just because you can use division/soulcasting/adhesion to cause a persons clothes to disappear/turn to metal/stick to their chair does not mean that you should. Additional note: all chairs are now going to be made from aluminum. Edited June 29, 2018 by Gasper spelling error
Leyrann Posted June 29, 2018 Posted June 29, 2018 To all Elsecallers and Lightweavers who have been tasked with Soulcasting the chairs into aluminium, from now on the Bondsmiths will send a Skybreaker after you if you Soulcast it into something else that is visually indistinguishable instead. 1
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted June 29, 2018 Posted June 29, 2018 Vedel has lost her keys, so if anyone finds them, she would like them back. Otherwise, she can´t get back into her apartment, which would be a shame. 5
RShara she/her Posted June 29, 2018 Posted June 29, 2018 To all Skybreakers who have been tasked with ensuring the new chairs are aluminum, please take any offenders to the proper authorities to be assigned punishment. Do not shout, "I AM THE LAW!" while taking matters into your own hands. Thank you. 4
Steeldancer he/him Posted June 29, 2018 Posted June 29, 2018 Skybreakers and Windrunners- please stop thinking the ceiling of a public place is a suitable place to make out with your partner. There are young children in the tower, and we have so many rooms that you can use for those purposes instead of risking scarring a young child.
MountainKing Posted June 29, 2018 Posted June 29, 2018 To all non-Skybreakers PSA makers one of our oaths are "I am Law" and we have at least one member of our order that has sworn our fifth oath, unlike the other orders, so unless you want him to kill his spren, and not allow future Skybreakers to swear their fifth oath, so then we will be just like the other orders, please refrain from making PSA's that interfere with a skybreaker's duty.
RShara she/her Posted June 29, 2018 Posted June 29, 2018 To all Skybreaker PSA makers. Your Fifth Oath is to Become the Law, not shout, "I AM THE LAW!" Please consult with your trainer for further information. 4
Steeldancer he/him Posted June 29, 2018 Posted June 29, 2018 To the Stoneward who use Tension on the beds of all the Skybreakers- I hope you realize how much of a mistake that was. 2
Gasper he/him Posted June 30, 2018 Posted June 30, 2018 Just because you can use the Transportation Surge to go on a date with your significant other does not mean you should use the Transportation Surge to go on a date with your significant other. Please refrain from wasting stormlight in such a fashion, if you want to be alone, find a balcony or wait for one of the scheduled Oathgate activations. 1
Vissy Posted June 30, 2018 Posted June 30, 2018 To all aspiring Fifth Oath Skybreakers - scaring people in the night and calling yourself Batman is not the way to achieve it. 8
Wyndlerunner he/him Posted June 30, 2018 Posted June 30, 2018 On 6/29/2018 at 11:07 AM, Toaster Retribution said: Vedel has lost her keys, so if anyone finds them, she would like them back. Otherwise, she can´t get back into her apartment, which would be a shame. This is a gem. Thank you.
Willshaping Crasher Posted July 1, 2018 Posted July 1, 2018 Elsecallers and Willshapers: It is not "a funny practical joke" to transport people to Shadesmar and leave them there. It is also not acceptable to agree to bring them back and leave them on a remote island or mountaintop. You have been warned! 1
Steeldancer he/him Posted July 1, 2018 Posted July 1, 2018 Lightweavers: Nude Illusions are not acceptable, and will be punished severely. That is all. 1
Osric Fingerbone he/him Posted July 28, 2018 Posted July 28, 2018 For the attention of all Windrunners, Skybreakers, those training with Honorblades et al: The practice known as "Lashing Chicken" is hereby banned. Thank you in advance to all Skybreakers for their obedience in following this directive. Windrunners, please take to heart that no matter how lightly you may value "rules", continuing to hurtle through the air on a collision course protects no one and, more to the point, will be punished by making you spend considerable time in the very small room without a window. 8
goody153 Posted July 30, 2018 Posted July 30, 2018 To all Windrunners. If you haven't sworn enough words to earn a shardblade or you aren't a lighteyes originally then you don't have the privilege of a lighteyes. Just because your honorspren are basically lighteyes on shadesmar doesn't mean you automatically become one. No, their rights are not it's not transferable or conjugal. And their laws that applies on shadesmar only applies on shadesmar 2
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted July 30, 2018 Posted July 30, 2018 (edited) Daily reminder: if you break your oaths, Ishar will destroy you. Edited July 30, 2018 by Toaster Retribution 2
Steeldancer he/him Posted July 30, 2018 Posted July 30, 2018 Windrunners- please do not lash random items in your rooms to the floor and leave them like that. On the lowest level, it makes it really difficult for people to clean your room. From there, it should be obvious that creating a harrowing maze for the cleaners to attempt to do their job is not acceptable. The cleaning staff has been advised to simply not clean any rooms that are a trap for them.
Snipexe he/him Posted August 8, 2018 Posted August 8, 2018 Attention all Truthwatchers. From this point forward you have been banned from the Urithiru Poker Championship, as well as the Mafia Extravagansa: Urithiru Edition. We are sorry, but there have been far too many complaints, and games ruined. Thank you. 1
Solant he/him Posted August 10, 2018 Posted August 10, 2018 Just a friendly reminder: Due to recent changes in health code regulations, all Releasers are prohibited from smoking inside Urithiru. Smoking is restricted to the designated areas located outside near all entrances and Oathgates. We thank you for your cooperation! ~ Management
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted August 10, 2018 Posted August 10, 2018 (edited) Please be advised that the High Prince of Information has noted that morale for the forces of House Sadeas is at an all time low and has made it a top priority to apprehend the prankster who is removing "e"s and adding "ses"s to the signage for High House Sadeas. Edited August 10, 2018 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine typo, like usual 6
Wyndlerunner he/him Posted August 10, 2018 Posted August 10, 2018 To whoever defaced the entire Urithiru art gallery's collection of Shalash depictions, please come forward, so that you may pay the necessary reparation fees 3
Kered he/him Posted August 11, 2018 Posted August 11, 2018 Elsecallers: Transporting someone to Shadesmar is not an effective way to win an argument. It took six weeks for Susie to get back to the tower. Windrunners: Lashing stones to the bottom of Shin Radiant's is strictly prohibited. Seriously, Lopen, Mandatory lecture about keeping oaths is being held by Honor after dinner. And yes, we understand it's the 35th time this week. 2
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