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I'm here, I'm here!

RP:

At Vable’s command, the Dead Private Hobbert ran as best as any Mostly Resurrected man could. The twine that connected his left arm to the rest of his body kept on coming undone, so he had to stop and fix that no less than three times.

“That’s the last time I go to a mortician for help,” he grumbled. “Next time I need to be put back together, it’s straight to the taxidermist.”

As he hobbled down the corridor, shedding a toe or two, he made sure to follow one of his fellow pirates. He couldn’t quite see who it was, but he knew that he would soon need some help to reattach his leg or something equally irritating.

“Wait for me!” Hobbert called after the pirate. He really didn’t want to have to tie his bits back together on his own.

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8 minutes ago, Straw said:

Mr Doctor seems to be lurking. :ph34r:

6 people including myself are lurking. Perhaps you may want to vote for all of us? :P

 

Walin for being at the top of the list. 

May the Bottom Wive Wong!

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2 minutes ago, Mark IV said:

6 people including myself are lurking. Perhaps you may want to vote for all of us? :P

 

Walin for being at the top of the list. 

May the Bottom Wive Wong!

Looks like I’m in the top of the bottom. I hope you’re not feeling elitist. :P

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Just now, Straw said:

Looks like I’m in the top of the bottom. I hope you’re not feeling elitist. :P

Walin's at the top of the player list. Also, you always see yourself as the top of the recently browsing :P 

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I know. I’m in the section between the middle of the player list and the bottom of the player list, so I’m the top of the bottom part of the player list. :P

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Will probably not be around tonight, as I'm exhausted, but will likely be active a great deal tomorrow and the next day. Anyone interested in being RP partners?

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21 minutes ago, Straw said:

I know. I’m in the section between the middle of the player list and the bottom of the player list, so I’m the top of the bottom part of the player list. :P

You're still part of the bottom of the list by your own admission. :P

So, I have no bone to pick with you. (Or however you want to put it.)

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Just now, Mark IV said:

You're still part of the bottom of the list by your own admission. :P

This is getting rather confusing. :P

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2 minutes ago, Mark IV said:

So, I have no bone to pick with you. (Or however you want to put it.)

This is the important part.

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8 minutes ago, Elbereth said:

Anyone interested in being RP partners?

I'm keen, if you think that our characters would work. Dead Private Hobbert is a gloomy, partially decomposing, Mostly Resurrected corpse with a respect for authority. What sort of person is Elenta?

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Just now, Straw said:

It appears that Mr Doctor has posted!

Just now, Straw said:

It appears that Mr Doctor has posted!

And, since he posted twice, it obviously means you must withdraw your vote twice.

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I'm also down to RP, if anyone wants. In case you forgot: Kay Oss, a escaped reformed pyromaniac w/ multiple personalities. Further info when I get some questions sent and answered

 

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58 minutes ago, Elbereth said:

Will probably not be around tonight, as I'm exhausted, but will likely be active a great deal tomorrow and the next day. Anyone interested in being RP partners?

Starkindler! It is a most pleasant surprise to share a game with you once more! It would be a great pleasure to once more weave some stories!

1 hour ago, Mr Doctor said:

I'm here, I'm here!

RP:

At Vable’s command, the Dead Private Hobbert ran as best as any Mostly Resurrected man could. The twine that connected his left arm to the rest of his body kept on coming undone, so he had to stop and fix that no less than three times.

“That’s the last time I go to a mortician for help,” he grumbled. “Next time I need to be put back together, it’s straight to the taxidermist.”

As he hobbled down the corridor, shedding a toe or two, he made sure to follow one of his fellow pirates. He couldn’t quite see who it was, but he knew that he would soon need some help to reattach his leg or something equally irritating.

“Wait for me!” Hobbert called after the pirate. He really didn’t want to have to tie his bits back together on his own.

I've had my eye on you for quiiite a while, Mr Doctor :P Before you came, was the Doctor around here, but as I was absent for a good while, I can hardly blame you for rising up to take the position of practitioner - I dare say it will be a pleasure to work with you this game, no matter how...strange your character!

A. D. Senfalo watched in bemusement as the Dead Private Hobbert began to fall apart. Catching up to him, he started fishing in his pockets for some duct tape - for as is common knowledge, beyond all binding enchantments or magical ropes is duct tape. In his own decent opinion, duct tape was magical and should be worshiped. Anyways, he supposed that even though he was a pirate, with all the connotations that came with that term, he was at heart a decent fellow, and should do some decent things. 

Biting off a length of tape, he started on his task. "Puw yourself together man! This is no time to have a bweakdown! S'long as you dont mind being only swightly mummified, evewything should be alwight!"

He blinked. "Saaay, Wobert, why are we all talking stwange?"

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1 hour ago, Doc12 said:

I've had my eye on you for quiiite a while, Mr Doctor :P Before you came, was the Doctor around here, but as I was absent for a good while, I can hardly blame you for rising up to take the position of practitioner - I dare say it will be a pleasure to work with you this game, no matter how...strange your character!

I don't believe I've talked to you before. Hello! There can never be too many medical personnel, I think, especially with the amount of death and Mostly-Death that's going to start happening very soon.

I'm not sure how the Dead Private became this. He was meant to be just a pun, but I suppose that the idea of a mournful zombie pirate was just too entertaining to pass up. Feel free to have your character accidentally lop off a limb or extremity. He'll just stick it back on.

What is the etiquette around making other peoples' characters say and do things in your RP? I don't want to try and take over anyone's character, and so I'll be avoiding it, but if someone could let me know what the general feelings are on the matter, that would be great. Personally, I'm fine with people making Hobbert do what they want, but he's sort of designed to be a bit of a punching bag.

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Private Hobbert sighed in relief as Senfalo fastened his arm to his shoulder. Twine be damned, he would be sure to seek out some of this wondrous adhesive tape. They hadn’t had it last time he’d risen from the grave.

“You have my thanks,” Hobbert said, flexing his left hand. “Would you mind handing me my nose?”

“Where did it go?” Senfalo asked. Hobbert saw him turn a little bit green. People always seemed to do that around him.

“It feww between those fwagstones,” Hobbert said, pointing. He hesitated for a moment. “I mean, it feww between the fwagstones.”

Senfalo gave his ears a quick clean with the point of his cutlass. “So you're heawing this, too?”

“Fwagstones,” Hobbert muttered. “Fwagstones. Maybe the mortician sewed my wips on wong. Wast time, they were on upside-down!"

Hobbert heard Senfalo make a noise of pity, but it might have just been the other pirate fighting down a bit of vomit.

"But you're speaking funny as weww," Hobbert said, kneeling down and scrabbling between the fwagstones—ahem, I mean flagstones—for his nose. He levered it up and slapped it on his face. It stuck there, secured by a pair of metal pins. "Maybe it's the mawwiage. Do you think that wuv is in the air?"

The Private was not a believer in the power of love. He’d had all thoughts of it drilled out of him in the army, and more cycles of death and undeath than he had remaining teeth had left no room in him for compassion. But…if if there was love in the air, and they were all being affected like this, then perhaps he wasn’t quite as dead as he thought.

That was enough to make his heart consider beating. It didn’t, of course, but the thought was there.

Hobbert didn't know how to recognise true love in the air, but perhaps Senfalo, who still had blood and bone marrow and all of those good living-person things, would be able to judge it better.

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Araris was slightly taken aback as he saw what passed for a healer around here sticking body parts onto a corpse, that was apparently still alive. I am definitely not on Carna any more.

"My name is Awawis Vawewerian and..." Araris frowned. "My  name is Awawis Vaw ... Bother." He retreated behind a building and made some minor adjustments to his appearance. Araris came back around the corner and could hardly be recognized as the same person, with matted hair covering most of his face and an ugly brand partly hidden underneath. He had a broad, witless smile on his face, and spoke slowly, slurring his words a bit. "My name is Fade. Me hewp?"

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Powwydactywus Tewwodaktiw was vewy put out. As he was unabew to speak, the stwange cuwse that had affected the othew's vocawizations had instead changed his intewnaw nawwation. He wondewed who was to bwame fow this phenomenon. He noticed that though Incan C. Vabwe [Kidpen] had spoken many times, they had nevew shown any signs of having twoubwe pwonouncing hawd consonants. A cwue pewhaps?

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I'm still trying to get the hang of this, as this is my first game, and I'm a slow learner. ^_^ I apologize for any mistakes I make and my lack of analytical skills in advance. I will try to participate more tomorrow, I think (later today?). I haven't slept much these last few days. Well, I hope I enjoy this. :) 

For now, Val doesn't quite like the name Polydactylous Pterrodactyle. A very weird name indeed. She sort of doesn't want to trust a person with such a name.

 

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Biww Ted was wiffin a gwoup of piwates wondewing about the fight. “Thewe’s gonna be some fighting we haph to do,” he said. “It’s so bogus.”

On the othew hand, the time machine was also broken, so going back to having an excellent adventuww would not be happening today. If he could find some piwates to fix it, or get away from the fighting, he could do what he could to fix the machine.

And then the adventuwing could begin again...if the time machine could still telepowt.

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Shree King Eels burst into the hallway from another room. He had been doing some research on the powers of the man known as Miracle Max, and he had come to share his results.

"I've got analysis!" he boomed, his voice echoing down the hallway, "Miracle Max, if so inclined, could effectively save all of us from torture and death in the Pit of Despair. However, if so inclined, he could also effectively multiply the wives of Humperdinck's men!"

Wait--multiply the wives? He had meant to say 'multiply the lives'. How embarrassing! He tried again.

"Sorry, I said that he could multiply their wives!"

It happened again! And to make matters worse, a priest--no not that one--poked his head around the corner, looking at Eels with a scandalized expression. This would not do!

"I'm sorry sir, I'm just trying to mention that they might get multiple wives!"

The priest drew a knife. Where had he gotten a knife? "Mr. Eels, if you say something like that again..."

"It was just an accident. I don't know what is going on!"

The priest stepped closer. Eels' hand went to the sword at his waist, and he drew it as the threatened, "If you take one more step, I will not hesitate to take your wife--no, wife--I said wife!"

The priest turned at the sight of the sword and fled, screaming "Adulterer! Serial adulterer in the corridors! Guards!"

This was certainly not turning out to be a good day.

 

OOC: I'm using this RP to bring up a real point: if we get Miracle Max on our side, he can effectively negate the elim kill. But if the elims get him on their side, he could make the elims very hard to lynch, under cover of resurrecting people they trust. Miracle Max has incentive to work with both: the elims can help by providing names of elims who have died, but Max needs to resurrect more villagers than elims. If it comes to threats, both sides have repeatable kills, but that might make Max betray the blackmailer to the other side. If a side can convince Miracle Max to work exclusively for them, and only do the minimum resurrections for the other side, that side has a large advantage.

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OOC: Kay Oss has multiple personalities, and you've only met the pyro so far. would anyone object to me using different names for different personalities? I'm going to assume not for this post, but if you do, just lmk. Amy Stake is a huge flirt, and another personallity

Did I hear someone say wife? My name's Amy Stake, and, well, lets just say I may be able to help.

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