Mistspren she/her Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 (edited) Welcome to the Stormlight Archive Autocorrect! Its a beautiful miserable, rainy day to create a new game on the shard, and I can't wait to would rather run bridges through Damnation than share this idea with you all. Its a game, where one person says a phrase, and the next autocorrects it, Roshar-style. For example, if I said: A flock of birds shot off in fear as a dragon rose into the air, illuminated by the glorious sunrise. The next person would change it to: A flock of birds chickens shot off in fear as a dragon lanceryn rose into the air, illuminated by the glorious sunrise looming highstorm's lightning flashes, juxtaposed against the dreary sky. Very very minor OB spoiler reference: Spoiler Meanwhile, following my Rysn/Chiri Chiri boy girl and his her dragon egg larkin trope headcanon... Also hoping lanceryns can still fly... Pagerunner, if this is considered too spoilery for OB its ok if you delete it. If you need to delete this post and have me redo it in the OB forum, I will gladly do so. Feel free to use anything Roshar, from chull, to axehounds, to tallew. I'll go first. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. Edited May 4, 2018 by Mistspren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xtafa Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 (edited) The quick Lashed brown fox Axehound jumped flew over the lazy dog Chasmfield. [I dunno how to strike through? :/ ] A gang of thiefs chased a woman down the street to steal her bag. Edited May 4, 2018 by Xtafa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkwalker Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 A gang of thiefs chased a woman brightlady down the street to steal her bag sphere pouch How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca she/her Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 How much wood Stormlight could a woodchuck Lighteyes chuck suck in if a woodchuck Lighteyes could chuck suck in wood Stormlight. The lady couldn’t stand being around Frank because he was such a rude person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistspren she/her Posted May 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 The lady Brightlady couldn’t stand being around Frank Sadeas because he was such a rude person terrible excuse for a human being who should be imprisoned on Braize. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon he/him Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition Ghostbloods. The Mistborn flew across the sky before being violently mutilated by a flurry of boxings. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen he/him Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 The Mistborn Windrunner flew across the sky before being casually violently mutilated sliced by a flurry of boxings Shardblade. My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die! (That one should be pretty easy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca she/her Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 (edited) My name is Inigo Montoya Kaladin Stormblessed, you killed my father murdered my friends, branded me a slave, and stole my shards, prepare to die! When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Edit: 401st post! Wonder what my 400th was... Edited May 5, 2018 by Rebecca 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llarimar he/him Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 When life gives you lemons scary, corrupted spren, make lemonade a cult that worships them and is obsessed with gluttony. To be, or not to be, that is the question. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philomath she/her Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 17 minutes ago, Llarimar said: When life gives you lemons scary, corrupted spren, make lemonade a cult that worships them and is obsessed with gluttony. To be, or not to be, that is the question. To be protect, or not to be protect, that is the question. -Windrunners contemplating the 4th oath. She sells sea shells by the sea shore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 10 minutes ago, Philomath said: She sells sea shells by the sea shore. Wayne trades sea shells in the Misadventures thread. Whoops, that's not SA. That's just Shard. Shallan coerces a stick by the sea shore. Someone tripped and fell off a cliff. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkwalker Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 (edited) Someone tripped and fell off a cliff. rock got to the green-vines et tu brute? Edited May 5, 2018 by NoBrandonBookIsTooLong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon he/him Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 Kaladin someone tripped almost jumped off a cliff before a glowing girl stopped him with poisonous leaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkwalker Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Apollyon said: Kaladin someone tripped almost jumped off a cliff before a glowing girl stopped him with poisonous leaves. Too soon man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon he/him Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 (edited) 7 minutes ago, NoBrandonBookIsTooLong said: Too soon man Et tu brute Amaram? *cackles maniacally* An illegitimate shardbearer murders a group of innocent soldiers who sought to protect him ... Edited May 5, 2018 by Apollyon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am Witless she/her Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 (edited) I'm gonna actually use swipe-type on this one. An illegitimate semester murders a group of innocent soldiers who sought top project g.p.o. My guinea pigs are attention hogs, and like eating hay. Edited May 6, 2018 by I am Witless Adding the swipe type. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varenus Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 4 hours ago, I am Witless said: My guinea pigs are attention hogs, and like eating hay. My guinea pigs Whitespines are attention eating my hogs, and dislike eating hay this dried shin grass I tried to feed them. I can't believe it's not butter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon he/him Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 I can’t believe it’s not butter blackbane. There’s 104 days of summer vacation. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistspren she/her Posted May 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 7 hours ago, Apollyon said: There’s 104 days of summer vacation. There’s 104 about 14 but nobody really knows because we don’t have regular seasons on Roshar anyway days of summer vacation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeilSpren Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 There's 104 days of summer vacation Highstorms Spider-man is the greatest wall crawler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcoleptic Axolotl he/him Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 Spider-man Szeth is the greatest wall crawler walker. or Spider-man Dalinar is the greatest wall crawler temple-fixer or Spider-man Adolin is the greatest wall crawler stone-walker A chick and a bunny-rabbit went frolicking through the grass on a sunny day. (you can use Hoid's adaptation or make one of your own) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zath he/him Posted May 8, 2018 Report Share Posted May 8, 2018 On 5/7/2018 at 1:42 PM, Narcoleptic Axolotl said: A chick and a bunny-rabbit went frolicking through the grass on a sunny day. (you can use Hoid's adaptation or make one of your own) A chick chull and a bunny-rabbit Herdazian went frolicking floundering through the grass crem on a sunny day during a Highstorm. (you can use Hoid's adaptation apocalypse or make one of your own ) Oh man, I could really go for a burger right about now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistspren she/her Posted May 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 42 minutes ago, Zath said: Oh man, I could really go for a burger right about now. Oh man, I could really go run like my storming life depends upon it for a burger some chouta right now yesterday. Jeff is a perfectly kind, decent human being, who deserves nothing but hugs and smiles. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon he/him Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 (edited) Sadeas Jeff is a perfectly horrible kind, terrible monster that needs to suffer in Damnation forever decent human being, who deserves nothing but hugs and smiles. Butt Venture is the best. Edited May 9, 2018 by Apollyon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zath he/him Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 On 5/8/2018 at 7:29 PM, Apollyon said: Butt Venture is the best Butt Nothing ventured, is the best nothing gained. (Gaz's justification for gambling) Joe felt that he had to burn the present for the sake of a brighter future, but he was surprised when all the future held was ash. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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