The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Keke They/he]

2 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Seraphina! I've always wanted to meet a Seraphina. A pleasure! And aww, Cade. If I had any intrinsic unfulfilled desire for parental affection, that would have really hurt my feelings!"

"Oh, not much. Beosta and Shoe slew a few bad guys. Nasty pieces of work, they were- you ought to be glad you never had the misfortune to run into them! But we also picked up several new friends, so it all works out. Oh! Speaking of new friends, meet Carrot!"

A ghostly wolf bounded up to Sasha, tongue wagging.

"Yes, of course," said Nogard, blushing slightly in response, but smiling. He took Subversion's hands and began to lead.

"So," he said. "You were telling me about your family earlier?"

 

"Back at my castle, of course-"

Bacon and Lady Bug suddenly became aware of a very large spider dangling from the ceiling in front of them.

<Hello,> the spider said in Spider. <I am named Number 5078. Am I to understand you will be my new owner?>

Bacon stared at the spider for several seconds. "She really sent them out to everybody, didn't she," he muttered.

"Oh, weekly. Well, by some metric of time. It never really does flow consistently on the Thread. That's another thing about being in multiple places at once," he added. "You have to get used to the constant desynchronization. Fortunately, I'm already crazy, so it doesn't bother me so much."

Wanna know what, i think im done with this guy. He is annoying me. So we do what now when people annoy us? LIGHT THEM ON FIRE!! ASHER! BURN HIM TO THE GROUND, NOW PLEASE! NO NO NO. No that is not what we do, we walk away. Calmly no fire no killing. Please! It’s one more person what difference will it make? They’ve already killed way more than one. No no. During this argument Ashers fist clenched tight trying not to… burn bacon. Although burning someone did sound nice…. No no, no. No burning Asher. “This is the weirdest thing that’s happened to me.” Asher muttered to themselves. Still resisting the urge to burn bacon. Which got increasingly difficult. Burn burn burn burn burn BUUURRRRN!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, Through the Living Feather said:

She's just drunk, Livetha sighed to his mind. I don't know what's up with her. 

Beosta waved a hand dismissively and almost fell over. "Nahhhh, just strooooong cola. I'm not drunk you're drunk." She regarded him with a measure of shock. "Did you kiss me just now?" 

How did she get drunk?! he said to Livetha.

No, no! I did not kiss you, you kissed me! He shook his head. Maybe I should get Tam to help you . . . ?

Tam was trying (and failing) to not laugh over in the corner.

Edited November 24, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"See what?" asked Nogard, craning his head to try and see. 

"Beosta," Subversion whispered, leaning in close. "just kissed Shoe. I think someone spiked the cola with brain-mush potion."

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, NameIess said:

"Beosta," Subversion whispered, leaning in close. "just kissed Shoe. I think someone spiked the cola with brain-mush potion."

WAIT THEY KISSED?? WHEN DID THAT HAPPED? WHAT!? WHERE DID I MISS IT?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, The sarcasm spren said:

WAIT THEY KISSED?? WHEN DID THAT HAPPED? WHAT!? WHERE DID I MISS IT?

Last page

You might not want to interact with them for a few minutes . . . heheh

Edited November 24, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[LessName]

2 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

Kion gets up. “Oh, sorry. Yes, I could dance. I’m not very good, although I suppose I can fix that now. Honestly, I’m shocked Narrators are only using as much magic as they do. Maybe all the words contribute.” He shakes his head again, trying to snap out of it. “Perhaps this may help: celebration!” 
Several seconds before, Kion now gets up eagerly rather than his stunned reaction. “I’d love to dance. Celebration!” 
I have to go to sleep soon. Kion is magically better at celebrating, and thus dancing, now; I’ll let you control him as long as you don’t go too deep into lore. Honestly, his spell makes it hard for him to not celebrate, thus justifying his inability to mention anything non-celebration related until it wears off. 

Faunus blinked, confused, wait did he just get up twice? Then she smiled, oh who cares if a wizard is somehow rewinding time with a celebratory spell. She held out her hand to him, “Don’t worry, I’m only decently good at dancing.”

 

I as well have to go to bed soon, so I’d rather just wait, but thank you!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

How did she get drunk?! he said to Livetha.

No, no! I did not kiss you, you kissed me! He shook his head. Maybe I should get Tam to help you . . . ?

Tam was trying (and failing) to not laugh over in the corner.

Cola. Alcohol doesn’t do it for her…… but soda does. 

She stared at him, then tilted her head. “I kissed you? I’m not that stupid.” She paused. “Oh, I did. I guess I am that stupid.” 

[NameIess]

Just now, The sarcasm spren said:

WAIT THEY KISSED?? WHEN DID THAT HAPPED? WHAT!? WHERE DID I MISS IT?

Last page, she's drunk on cola.

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Last page

ONE SEC IM AGRESSIVLY GOING TO FIND IT. Thank you

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, The sarcasm spren said:

WAIT THEY KISSED?? WHEN DID THAT HAPPED? WHAT!? WHERE DID I MISS IT?

I love how everyone in the thread is watching our drama now 

[LessName]

Just now, Through the Living Feather said:

I love how everyone in the thread is watching our drama now 

NAH IM RUNNING FROM IT.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, LessName said:

NAH IM RUNNING FROM IT.

AND WATCHING OVER YOUR SHOULDER 

[LessName]

Just now, Through the Living Feather said:

AND WATCHING OVER YOUR SHOULDER 

THATS NAMEIESS, NOT ME

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, LessName said:

THATS NAMEIESS, NOT ME

WELL EVERYONES FOLLOWING THE DEAMA AT LEADT 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Through the Living Feather said:

Cola. Alcohol doesn’t do it for her…… but soda does. 

She stared at him, then tilted her head. “I kissed you? I’m not that stupid.” She paused. “Oh, I did. I guess I am that stupid.” 

Why?! Why does it do that?!

Okay, um, just . . . he looked around for Tam, spotting her in a corner on the opposite side of the room.

Hey, stop- it's not that funny! he insisted, his face flushing once more. Can you just . . . do something about this? he gestured to Beosta's drunk form.

Letting you respond with something . . .

 

Just now, Through the Living Feather said:

I love how everyone in the thread is watching our drama now 

Riiiiiiiight it's so funny

2 minutes ago, LessName said:

THATS NAMEIESS, NOT ME

Hiya!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

10 minutes ago, Through the Living Feather said:

"Truly truly! I shall include poetry about diamonds for Nummy, too. Perhaps someday I shall conduct interviews and attempt to write tragic epistles about love. Have you anything to say on the subject?" 

"Hmm," said Bacon. "Well, I don't have much firsthand experience with the subject. But it's fun to watch!"

9 minutes ago, The sarcasm spren said:

Wanna know what, i think im done with this guy. He is annoying me. So we do what now when people annoy us? LIGHT THEM ON FIRE!! ASHER! BURN HIM TO THE GROUND, NOW PLEASE! NO NO NO. No that is not what we do, we walk away. Calmly no fire no killing. Please! It’s one more person what difference will it make? They’ve already killed way more than one. No no. During this argument Ashers fist clenched tight trying not to… burn bacon. Although burning someone did sound nice…. No no, no. No burning Asher. “This is the weirdest thing that’s happened to me.” Asher muttered to themselves. Still resisting the urge to burn bacon. Which got increasingly difficult. Burn burn burn burn burn BUUURRRRN!

"Well don't walk away!" exclaimed Bacon. "I hope I'm not so irritating that we can't hold a decent conversation. Hey, Asher," he added, "would it make you feel better if you could light me on fire?"

8 minutes ago, NameIess said:

"Beosta," Subversion whispered, leaning in close. "just kissed Shoe. I think someone spiked the cola with brain-mush potion."

"Really?" said Nogard, intrigued. "Oh! Is that why you wanted them to dance?"

Edited November 24, 2024 by xinoehp512

[Keke They/he]

AH OMG ITS. IM GENIUNLY LAUGHINGM THIS IS THE ONLY ROMACE IVE ACTYALLY CARED ABOUT. Other then Wayne and marasi it is the only. 

[NameIess]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

"Really?" said Nogard, intrigued. "Oh! Is that why you wanted them to dance?"

"Yes, of course!" Subversion shook her head, still in shock. "But, I didn't think that was going to happen. Storms, getting drunk is the last thing you want to do when you're in the awkward 'do they like me too' phase. Maybe we should go help them." She hesitated. "Then again, maybe we should stay very far away and not get involved."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Why?! Why does it do that?!

Okay, um, just . . . he looked around for Tam, spotting her in a corner on the opposite side of the room.

Hey, stop- it's not that funny! he insisted, his face flushing once more. Can you just . . . do something about this? he gestured to Beosta's drunk form.

Letting you respond with something . . .

 

Riiiiiiiight it's so funny

Hiya!

hmmm got anything in mind? 

Beosta was insulted. "Do you want me to kiss you again?" She threatened. 

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Hmm," said Bacon. "Well, I don't have much firsthand experience with the subject. But it's fun to watch!"

"Well don't walk away!" exclaimed Bacon. "I hope I'm not so irritating that we can't hold a decent conversation. Hey, Asher," he added, "would it make you feel better if you could light me on fire?"

"Really?" said Nogard, intrigued. "Oh! Is that why you wanted them to dance?"

"I'll say." She smirked in the direction of the bar. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

This is the FUNNIEST situation ever I LOVE IT oh my gosh 

[Keke They/he]

5 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Hmm," said Bacon. "Well, I don't have much firsthand experience with the subject. But it's fun to watch!"

"Well don't walk away!" exclaimed Bacon. "I hope I'm not some irritating that we can't hold a decent conversation. Hey, Asher," he added, "would it make you feel better if you could light me on fire?"

"Really?" said Nogard, intrigued. "Oh! Is that why you wanted them to dance?"

Asher debated answering they thought so bacon can technically see this, on one hand yes that sounded fun. It’s been too long since they hurt someone, on the other hand they knew that letting Cade do something would let him take control and kill way too many people like last time. Hehe thats why you’re no longer allowed in Mexico City. Or Ensenada, or half the Mexican city’s. I can agree that the president deserved that one. Ha I’ve got you being a bad person, no just this once. 

 

its been fun but now I’ve got to go.  

goodnight

Edited November 24, 2024 by The sarcasm spren

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Through the Living Feather said:

Beosta was insulted. "Do you want me to kiss you again?" She threatened. 

Shoe stared at her.

Well, I mean- well no- not when- not when you're drunk- I mean not right now- I mean-  he stammered. Gah! Scud!

He looked to his sister. Tam, help!

She shook her head, laughing harder. Not yet!

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

I am gonna age up salem I think. like 17 yrs old.

SO......

she has spent some time in an alternate dimension.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, The sarcasm spren said:

Asher debated answering they thought so bacon can technically see this, on one hand yes that sounded fun. It’s been too long since they hurt someone, on the other hand they knew that letting Cade do something would let him take control and kill way too many people like last time. Hehe thats why you’re no longer allowed in Mexico City. Or Ensenada, or half the Mexican city’s. I can agree that the president deserved that one. Ha I’ve got you being a bad person, no just this once. 

 

its been fun but now I’ve got to go.  

goodnight

Goodnight!

Just now, LIV_SB-DustBringer said:

I am gonna age up salem I think. like 17 yrs old.

SO......

she has spent some time in an alternate dimension.

Aaaaaand welcome back! "D

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Goodnight!

Aaaaaand welcome back! "D

thank you