The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Immortal Platypus]

2 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

"GOOD! GLAD THAT'S OVER."

"All right. It's a deal."

Moni shrugged. "Not always. For the first ten seconds of my life, I was ambivalent to it."

"My answer is zero."

[NameIess]

Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

"My answer is zero."

"Correct! Moni has killed zero people!"

Moni sighed. "Yeah, what of it. Platypus, did you want me to kill someone?"

 

 

[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, Nameless* said:

"Correct! Moni has killed zero people!"

Moni sighed. "Yeah, what of it. Platypus, did you want me to kill someone?"

 

 

"No, Subsy here said that she could convince you to stop Darkness with Endings, and that I couldn't."

[NameIess]

Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

"No, Subsy here said that she could convince you to stop Darkness with Endings, and that I couldn't."

"Oh. Well, I don't think either of you can."

[Immortal Platypus]

1 minute ago, Nameless* said:

"Oh. Well, I don't think either of you can."

"Fine with me, means I don't have to risk my Mordite blade."

[NameIess]

Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

"Fine with me, means I don't have to risk my Mordite blade."

Subversion held up a finger. "Actually, it doesn't. I agreed to help in exchange for setting up a fight. The terms weren't stringent on me convincing Moni to kill Darkness, see?"

1 hour ago, Nameless* said:

"Alright fine. How about I help you, and in exchange we set a date at which we'll fight. Winner keeps the Mordite blade."

 

[Immortal Platypus]

4 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

Subversion held up a finger. "Actually, it doesn't. I agreed to help in exchange for setting up a fight. The terms weren't stringent on me convincing Moni to kill Darkness, see?"

 

"Ah, but after that I said that your help had to be useful, and you have not met that requirement yet."

[NameIess]

58 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

"Ah, but after that I said that your help had to be useful, and you have not met that requirement yet."

“Okay. I’ll tell you how to Subvert the prophecy. Is that useful enough?”

Edited September 29, 2023 by Nameless*

[Immortal Platypus]

2 hours ago, Nameless* said:

“Okay. I’ll tell you how to Subvert the prophecy. Is that useful enough?”

"Depends on how much it does."

[NameIess]

22 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

"Depends on how much it does."

"It'll get rid of the prophecy and make things unpredictable!"

[Immortal Platypus]

39 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

"It'll get rid of the prophecy and make things unpredictable!"

"Um... let me check with Mythos before I agree to that."

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

I have been gone a while, is desolation dead?

[Immortal Platypus]

4 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

I have been gone a while, is desolation dead?

yes and no, Aeoryi said he got killed off-screen, but I don't think that's accurate

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 hour ago, Being of Cacophony said:

yes and no, Aeoryi said he got killed off-screen, but I don't think that's accurate

You can assume he's dead. Maybe he got hit by a deer. I don't know. Death rates are high in modern eras.

I'll give you a hint. Where is Foreshadowing? 

There you go.

[NameIess]

9 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

"Um... let me check with Mythos before I agree to that."

"Fine. I think you should just do it."

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

abalador walks over. "and what are we talking about?"

[NameIess]

"None of your business."

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

"but- everything is my business!"

[NameIess]

"Not this. We're discussing very important Narrator business."

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

"even better!" he laughs good naturedly.

[NameIess]

"How are you at convincing people to change their minds about stuff?"

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

"well, i once made a black market seller become a law abiding citizen. they became their polar opposite."

[NameIess]

"Huh. Can you go talk to Moni over there and get her to agree to kill Darkness?"

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

"does it matter how i convince her?"

[NameIess]

"Not really, no."