The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

3 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Impossible kicked Eof in the shins and put an axe to his neck.

Eof smiled. "Perfect. Someone Rep cares about." He grabbed the axe, snapping it in half and grabbing Impossible by the neck, easily lifting him off his feet.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Eof smiled. "Perfect. Someone Rep cares about." He grabbed the axe, snapping it in half and grabbing Impossible by the neck, easily lifting him off his feet.

Eof felt a sword at his neck. Nowhere chuckled softly, "you didn't think he'd come alone, did you?" Eof's legs were now covered with purple goop that glued him to the ground.

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Eof felt a sword at his neck. Nowhere chuckled softly, "you didn't think he'd come alone, did you?" Eof's legs were now covered with purple goop that glued him to the ground.

"As a matter of fact, I didn't. @The Bookwyrm, now would be good."

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Eof wrenched himself out of the goop, got his head chopped off, and grew it back.

Edited September 23, 2022 by Rabbit Unmade

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

This other version of Eof was deemed to OP by the FDA, and all units were recalled.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm appeared and Lashed Nowhere into the sky. Then he freed Eof.

"Rym, take Rep! We're getting out of here!" Bookwyrm summoned a portal and the four of them went through.

[NameIess]

Eof made sure to drag Impossible through with him.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Nowhere teleported downwards, deactivating the lashing. He landed and grabbed Rep before he was taken.

[NameIess]

Eof chucked a dagger behind him, which landed in Nowhere's arm just as he landed, forcing him to let go of Rep.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone watched impassively. "The Bookwym turned to the dark side, eh?"

[NameIess]

Eof glared at Everyone. "Dark side? Rep's the one who went to the dark side. He's working for Foe!"

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone sat there for a moment. "Okay so which one killed a bunch of kids again?"

Edited September 23, 2022 by Sequence

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"Eof is good, Foe is evil."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Ohhhhhhh. Yeah I had them mixed up, sorry." Everyone zapped Impossible and Rep with some angry looking lightning. They smiled and nodded with satisfaction. 

[NameIess]

Eof flipped on the lights of his safehouse. "Alright Rep. Will you talk now? What's Foe's plan?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Nowhere was now thoroughly more confused than ever.

[NameIess]

And standing in an empty alleyway too.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Quarkbeast ate the alleyway.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

5 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Nowhere was now thoroughly more confused than ever.

 

5 minutes ago, Nameless said:

And standing in an empty alleyway too.

Everyone had not expected their burst of lightning to knock them both out, but oh well. You take what you can get.

[NameIess]

Now everyone was confused.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

What someone reading had been able to gather from this confusing turn of events, is that- oh. Things were misunderstood, and more things were reread thoroughly. Eof, Rym, and the Bookwyrm took Rep through the portal to the safehouse and Nowhere was knocked out in the alleyway.

Edited September 23, 2022 by Sequence

[NameIess]

And Impossible had been dragged through the portal as well.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Oh yeah. Him too.

[NameIess]

So now no one was confused.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Indeed. All confusion should have hopefully been cleared.