The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Taln beat up Chuck Norris.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was hardly a fair fight.

[NameIess]

Taln absolutely destroyed Chuck. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And stole all his grilled cheese sandwiches.

[Silva]

Chuck Norris was devastated at the loss.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They had been his last sandwiches.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

But he still had a pineapple.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Shawn Spencer stole it.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

He got very angry and stole the pineapple back.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

With his eyes.

[+Doomstick he/him]

HE DID

His Eyes kept the pineapple and created a Voidapple with it

[xinoehp512 he/him]

That promptly detonated.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Because it degraded into sourdough starter

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The starter was collected & used to make grilled cheese on sourdough.

[Jaywalk he/him]

It started raining pickles.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They were blue pickles.

[Jaywalk he/him]

For they were diseased.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A sky giant had accidentally dropped them in his can of sky-paint.

 

[Silva]

The sky giant went to the store to buy more pickles.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But they were out of stock.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

So he settled for some pickled onions. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But then he accidentally dropped them in a bucket of hailstones.

[Silva]

They plummeted toward the ground.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They landed on a very, very confused bystander.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Ending the 10 year famine in the Ghanderflaffle Empire.

Edit: The ninja’d ate all the pickles.

Edited June 2, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar