The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

Then she realized the joke in her plan, her double was wearing a costume of her!

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

She laughed until she died again.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Gerald ate a potato.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

A delicious potato. Possibly the best potato known to mankind. He almost felt sad that no one else would ever eat a potato that could compare to his.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was so good, he could never eat a potato again.

[Archer he/him]

Instead, he would just eat that potato over and over again. He accomplished this through cloning and grey magics. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He had been addicted to the dang potater.

[NameIess]

Nameless stepped in and saved Gerald from this addiction by stabbing the potato with Shar, erasing it from existence.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Gerald blinked, surprised at Nameless's sudden appearance.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Impossibe started yelling at Nameless about Pacifism

[NameIess]

Nameless ignored Impossible, sheathing Shar and teleporting away again.

[Silva]

Gerald mourned the potato.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He decided to make a memorial to it.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Unfortunately, he ate the memorial by mistake. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He sighed gloomily.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Sophie widened her big eyes. "DID YOU FEEL THAT."

Granite looked at Sophie, then over at Xinoehp, then back at Sophie. "Uh.... no?"

"AAAAAAAHH!!!!! HAHAHA!!" 

"Is she okay?" Granite whispered.

"THE UNIVERSES HAVE ALIGNED!!!" 

That's it. She's crazy, thought Granite. I love it.

"Xino do you know what that means!?" 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Leaf walked up and said, “don’t give me any of that astrology stuff! You know it’s not real!”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A star fell on his head.

9 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

Sophie widened her big eyes. "DID YOU FEEL THAT."

Granite looked at Sophie, then over at Xinoehp, then back at Sophie. "Uh.... no?"

"AAAAAAAHH!!!!! HAHAHA!!" 

"Is she okay?" Granite whispered.

"THE UNIVERSES HAVE ALIGNED!!!" 

That's it. She's crazy, thought Granite. I love it.

"Xino do you know what that means!?" 

Xinoehp held on to the ground for dear life as an earthquake shook the mountain.

"We're all going to die?" he said through clenched teeth.

Edited May 14, 2020 by xinoehp512

[Experience he/him]

It was a particularly large star, and caused a lump to form on his head.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

If it had been any larger, he might have gotten a concussion.

[Experience he/him]

But luckily, it's wasn't any larger so he only fell down and had a mighty headache for a while after.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A convenient peddler offered him some headache medicine.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

A star fell on his head.

Xinoehp held on to the ground for dear life as the earthquake struck it. 

"We're all going to die?" he said through clenched teeth.

Sophie just continued to laugh with joy, holding to a tree. 

"Uh... what does that mean, Sophie?"

"Well, it means a lot of things. It means you can go see your mother, for one. And Xino can go have the plot he's always wanted." 

Astral panicked for a moment. The way is open... she thought. She melted to goo, biding her time. Granite wanted to cross over. She'd follow the boy over. If she had a face in a liquid state, she would have smiled. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

“Hey!” Said a leaf on the tree (it was Leaf), “why’d that happen?“

[Experience he/him]

6 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

A convenient peddler offered him some headache medicine.

But it was very overpriced.