The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

The wild Hoid uses say something cryptic!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The questing party used plot relevance.

[NameIess]

Hoid evaded the attack! Hoid uses ancient stare!

[Jaywalk he/him]

One of the questers noticed a strange man staring at them from across the tavern. He thought nothing of it and downed another mug of ale.

[NameIess]

All of the other questors either fainted, screamed and fainted, or ran out of the tavern.

[The_Archivist he/him]

Wait, when did you get into a tavern...

[NameIess]

Shh, don't question it.

[The_Archivist he/him]

In fact, I seem to remember that- mnmmmnhmnmmhnmhmhh... *passes out*

[NameIess]

After leaving the tavern, the questors saw a large group of questors led by James. They quickly joined up, leaving their last member behind to drink his beer.

[Silva]

The large group of questors started to look for pancakes.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But not just any pancakes. Golden pancakes.

[NameIess]

Of yore.

[Experience he/him]

That grew from a tree.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They were actually a kind of fruit.

[Experience he/him]

The trees were only found in the land of Waffleia.

[+Doomstick he/him]

AND THEY CAME IN PINTS

"I'm getting one!" Stick exclaimed, ignoring the half in front of him.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Pippin suddenly walked into the tavern. “IMPOSTER!” he yelled.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Butte clubbed him in the back of the head, and quietly dragged him out of the tavern.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

James gasped at the sudden display of violence.

[NameIess]

But the golden pancakes were guarded by three necromancers.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

They could raise armies of undead snails. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Currently the Necromancers were battling the Abhorsen (name in the next post please) in the Fourth Precinct

[The_Archivist he/him]

Archivist switched the pancakes with cabbages and ate the golden pancakes.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

But the undead snails were onto him. 

[The_Archivist he/him]

Thankfully Archivist had an infinite amount of salt to throw on them.