The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Ed Venture]

A facemask Scarf for their grandchild.

[The_Archivist he/him]

Now thanks to you he's sick.

[Little Bear she/her]

Jimmy, the grandchild, now not only had a cold, but also a drab outfit.

[Silva]

A fairy sprinkled fairy dust on him.

[NameIess]

Causing poor little Jimmy to have an Asthma attack and die.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Because it turned out it wasn’t fairy dust that was sprinkled on him...

Edited April 7, 2020 by The Awakened Salad

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

4 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said:

Because it turned out it wasn’t fairy dust that was sprinkled on him...

Oh my.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

It was normal dust.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Ooooooohhhh....................................................Dis is Awkward

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Normal dust. So un-magical that it killed anyone it touched through the sheer force of being boring. 

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

So... Boring magic or Magical boringnes

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

I honestly don't know why I didn't post this for you randomness lovers. Here's from Sophie to y'all. 

Thoroughly_Modern_Sophie.mp3

[Jaywalk he/him]

16 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said:

Normal dust. So un-magical that it killed anyone it touched through the sheer force of being boring. 

Many high school teachers had been subjected to it in small doses.

[Silva]

In some countries, it was a requirement to be allowed to teach.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The utter blandness of the dust sucked everything interesting out of them.

On 4/6/2020 at 7:21 PM, Shard of Thought said:

"Oh," said Sophie. "Well... okay then." 

"Hey," Granite cut in, "sorry to ruin the moment or something here, but... do you guys know how I could maybe... get to this other universe?" 

Astral perked up, looking over at her son. Author, he'd really grown up in the time she'd been gone... She could only feel a sliver of remorse.

"'Cause, you know, I... I'd really like to see my mom. If I can."

 

A flash of irritation passed over Michael's face for a brief second.

The way is closed, he said. None can cross. Except perhaps Silence.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

And within that brief second McWafy eats zee Waffles.

Edited April 8, 2020 by McWafy

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Crap, I pissed 'im off, Granite thought. Still, he prodded further. "D'ya think maybe Silence could let me cross over?"

"You don't want to deal with Silence, child," Astral said. "He won't help you."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

14 hours ago, McWafy said:

And within that brief second McWafy eats zee Waffles.

And gains superpowers.

[NameIess]

For an even briefer second.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But it was enough.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

9 minutes ago, Nameless said:

For an even briefer second.

"NAMELESS! Shut up, stop! Stop talking!"

Though I just want 2 point out that I am A Deity of Waffles. I already had said powers.

Edited April 10, 2020 by McWafy

[NameIess]

McWafy lost all of his powers, as the waffles lost faith in the sincerity of his regard for them.

[Experience he/him]

But then they didn't want to be as bad as pancakes, so they let McWafy eat them again and he gained more powers for even more time.

Edited April 10, 2020 by Experience

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Just now, Experience said:

But then they didn't want to be as bad as pancakes, so they let McWafy eat them again and gained more powers for even more time.

Bless you.

[Experience he/him]

I didn't sneeze or cough though.