The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

"You don't what? Know that the narrators are evil? Know that you could help stop them? Know that they killed your friend without even knowing who he was? The Narrators have to be stopped, and you are essential to my plan." He nodded at the phoenix. "Your shape-shifting abilities are unique. You take on both the powers and the attributes of whatever you turn into. Without you, I'll never be able to access the temple of blades."

Edited March 10, 2020 by Nameless

[Jaywalk he/him]

“What’s that?” the phoenix asked.

[NameIess]

4 minutes ago, Jaywalk said:

“What’s that?” the phoenix asked.

"The Temple of Blades holds all the greatest weapons in existence. Those who travel to it will be given any weapon they desire. You can only gain access if you are a Main Character, which is why I need your help." He showed Nobody the map. "To reach the temple, we must travel through many trials. The trials are different for each group, and will test us to the limits of our capabilities."

Edited March 10, 2020 by Nameless

[Jaywalk he/him]

“That sounds hard.”

[NameIess]

"Did you expect it to be easy to gain a weapon able to kill and overpower beings whose powers are only limited by their imagination?" He snorted. "I leave at dawn. You can come or stay behind."

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Nameless walked towards the gathered Narrators. "I have a plan" He announced. "In order to defeat Sugar, we must send a group of Narrators to the fabled temple of blades. This journey will be long and arduous, so only the strongest among us can go. No non-narrators. Any volunteers?" He looked around expectantly.

 

[+Doomstick he/him]

A chicken entered the chat

[Lunamor she/her]

"Caw caw," remarked the chicken. It was quite the eloquent speaker.

"Ooooo, a mission!" said Luna excitedly.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

On 2/25/2020 at 2:46 PM, FatherTiempo said:

FT landed on a Breadmunk, who squeaked, but was otherwise unharmed. He looked up and saw the invading army pass into the city. "Great, war of attrition it is."

"Didn't I say that this would happen?" FT said hunkered down in a bunker with the other assembled Narrators. He scowled at the fowl bird. "If we have to stay here any longer to avoid the Jelly Babies, I'm eating the chicken."

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“AND MY AXE!” Truthless roared, riding an elephant wearing a top-hat into he thread.

Edited March 11, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[FatherTiempo he/him]

"Yes, yes, and my assorted deodorant as well." FT grumbled.

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

Suddenly, the Jelly Babies returned. The army of them snuck up behind the Narrators before biting all of their heads off.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The Narrators reeled back in horror as the headless Jelly Babies slumped to the ground.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

“What in the Almighty's 21st name was that for!?” Ghanderflaffle turned to Nameless. “You have the remaining ghanderflaffles at your service.” She then turned back to stare in horror at the Jelly Baby massacre.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT stared at the bloody scene. "According to the Narratory Laws of Interpretation, the Jelly Babies appear to have decapitated themselves. "

[+Doomstick he/him]

“Laws don’t exist, silly!”

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless began to hack at the dead jelly babies with his axe, just to be sure. His elephant ate a couple of them.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

3 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

“AND MY AXE!” Truthless roared, riding an elephant wearing a top-hat into he thread.

"BUT ITS NOT AS COOL AS MY HATCHET!"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Jacob's pen floated in a pocket of space carefully crafted to fit it, and only it. Not even a millimeter of empty space existed in its home, lest a clever adversary find a way to sneak in and steal it.

But every prison had its flaw.

57 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Truthless began to hack at the dead jelly babies with his axe, just to be sure. His elephant ate a couple of them.

His elephant gained superpowers. 

[NameIess]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

His elephant gained superpowers. 

That were given by Sugar, as it claimed a new avatar. The elephant grew to the size of a building, tusks made of jawbreaker forming on it's face. A stream of unhealthy energy hit Truthless in the back, sending him flying.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But Sugar had made a grievous mistake.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless had mind control over the elephant.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Someone destroyed all extradimenional space

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

This, unfortunately, only contained the Jelly babies corpses. Everyone else seemed to be doing fine.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

All of a sudden, the particles in Jacob's pen all decided to spontaneously move inwards by just the slightest degree. Not much; but enough to cause the tiniest fraction of empty space to surround it for the briefest of moments.

But that was all it would take.

The Witherlord stretched forth his hand...

30 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

This, unfortunately, only contained the Jelly babies corpses. Everyone else seemed to be doing fine.

Sugar was furious. That had been his last chance of escape.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

The Witherlord stretched forth his hand...

And Ruin grabbed it, then ripped it off.