The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Then Harmony was splintered, and josé took it up, becoming the shard of life.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

But José missed being a hermit, so he gave one of his DoomRats the shard of life.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

7 hours ago, Jaywalk said:

Withy was repelled by Sutton, somehow.

Withy looked down at the young girl with an expression that could only be described as fondness.

"Protected," he said in an oddly light tone. "Ah, well. It won't last forever."

With that, he turned, walking forward and melting into a shadow on the wall.

It would be five years before they saw him again.

Edited November 8, 2019 by xinoehp512

[Jaywalk he/him]

“Mama? Papa?” Sutton asked. “What was that?”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Somehow, Sutton had become a five-year-old.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Because TLT was terrible at continuity. This wasn't a big deal. Except when it was. Like when it meant that Sophie had been in a forcefield for the last 5 years, with absolutely no human contact. TVG folded her arms, eyebrow raised in revulsion. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was actually 5 millennia

gaius told her "bene, Senex"

Edited November 8, 2019 by The Last Post

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 hours ago, Shard of Thought said:

Because TLT was terrible at continuity. This wasn't a big deal. Except when it was. Like when it meant that Sophie had been in a forcefield for the last 5 years, with absolutely no human contact. TVG folded her arms, eyebrow raised in revulsion. 

It turned out that there had been some suspicious manipulation of Fantastic's castle rocks that caused time slippage. Sophie had been waiting for only five hours.

3 hours ago, Jaywalk said:

“Mama? Papa?” Sutton asked. “What was that?”

Sutton stared across the street at the shadow of the streetlamp, in which she could have sworn she'd seen something.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Sophie was shivering. She could hardly keep her forcefield up anymore. If she kept it up, she might faint. And if she fainted, she couldn't protect herself. If she fainted, the withergeists would kill her. 

She wasn't sure if she wanted that or not. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick's phone has been on 1% for 2ish hours

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless offered a charger.

[+Doomstick he/him]

funny thing is, right after that my phone was like "Shoot! He found out!" and died

[xinoehp512 he/him]

32 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

Sophie was shivering. She could hardly keep her forcefield up anymore. If she kept it up, she might faint. And if she fainted, she couldn't protect herself. If she fainted, the withergeists would kill her. 

She wasn't sure if she wanted that or not. 

Is this the end? asked Aqua, seemingly to nowhere.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

4 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Is this the end? asked Aqua, seemingly to nowhere.

"Leave me ALONE!" Sophie screamed, holding her head. She had had enough. She didn't know what to do. Her entire form trembled. She felt so alone. So cold. So trapped and afraid. She started to hyperventilate, her anxiety getting the best of her.

Edited November 8, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Uncle Brandy offered her a bottle and some cartoons.

[NameIess]

Hoid walked up, examining the Withergeists and the forcefield: "hm, so this is what non-canon magic looks like" he said.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless threw Hoid a Bunker Party. “This is what real magic looks like!” Truthless said.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT created a duct tape sculpture fountain as a centerpiece.

[+Ed Venture]

15 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Truthless threw Hoid a Bunker Party. “This is what real magic looks like!” Truthless said.

Hoid was crushed; murdered by the despicable Shard of Mudkips.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna uncrushed him and threw him another bunker party.

[+Ed Venture]

He was, therefore, recrushed. How rude Luna... 

Ninjas appear, chasing Luna down 

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna uncrushed him permanently.

Luna sprayed her signature brand of ninja repellent directly into their exposed eyes.

[Lunu’anaki he/him]

"Permanence is a subjective term," said Hoid. "but I'll take it."

Hoid gave the Ninjas the most anime fight stare you could ever imagine.

Edited November 10, 2019 by Lunu’anaki

[Jaywalk he/him]

A certain TLT icon came to crash the bunker party.

The ninjas backed away, for Hoid was too awesome for them.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Butt Venture wore a tuxedo to the Bunker Party.