The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Or at least, he had been when he was still actually alive.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Mudkip was also part of the Blue Squadron. Y’know. Since he was blue and all.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kelsier and Jasnah, distraught over the loss of their second child, decided to try for another one. 

[Silva]

Until they saw a mudkip and realized the adorableness of mudkips.

[Lunamor she/her]

And spontaneously adopted 50.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Provided by Truthless, the Shard of Mudkip.

[Lunamor she/her]

For a price...

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“YOU SHALL GIVE ME BLACKBERRY COBBLER!!” Truthless demanded in a booming voice.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kelsier paled. The price was much too high! If only they had Marsh to bake something... But he was dead and gone.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“GO AND HIRE LUNAMOR.” Truthless continued in all caps. “SHE IS A WORLD RENOWNED CHEF. OTHERWISE...” Truthless beckoned with his finger, and one of the 50 Mudkips scampered back to him.

Edited November 4, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar
Whoops. Your profile pick throws me off every time, sorry Luna!

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Not understanding Truthless, Jasnah shrugged and dragged Kelsier with her back to Urithiru to find Numuhumumakiaki'aialunamor. But he refused to make her a cobbler, insisting upon making a stew instead.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna growled at them from a distance.

Edited November 4, 2019 by Lunamor
It’s cool Truthless :P

[+Doomstick he/him]

Branch decide to make the cobbler

[xinoehp512 he/him]

out of Mudkips.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And he kept all the mudkips for himself.

Edit: Ninjaed... Dang, Xino, that was dark...

Edited November 4, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“NOOOOOOOOOOO” Truthless yelled, and smote Xino.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

TVG stopped the smiting. Xino was nice. A little evil, but well, so was she.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Instead, as punishment, Truthless had a dozen Mudkips walk up to Xino and nuzzle him with sad, puppy dog eyes.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The mudkips turned into withergeists and knelt and their master's feet.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

And then A.C. threw a Turn Back Into What You Were Before grenade at them. Strangely enough, they all became pineapples.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

3 minutes ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

And then A.C. threw a Turn Back Into What You Were Before grenade at them. Strangely enough, they all became pineapples.

Them exploded.

They All was much happier in his original state.

9 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

The mudkips turned into withergeists and knelt and their master's feet.

Withy laughed in a dark and twisted fashion as the withergeists began to pour into him.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

10 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Them exploded.

They All was much happier in his original state.

Well played...

[Jaywalk he/him]

Jasnah became pregnant with a third child.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Thank you, TVG muttered, ruffling Jay's hair amiably. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

“Can’t let that go to waste,” Jaywalk said.