The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Ed Venture]

To stop the last post from hiring more consultants.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

This, of course, failed.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But it didn't matter, as the rogue moon was deflected.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Towards Mars.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

There was a collision.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Between the moon and the space potato.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Chaos erupted among the Narrators as the potato spun off course.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Everybody got baked potatoes, and the world was happy.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But not the Narrators.

[Lunamor she/her]

They had run out of sour cream for their baked potatoes.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

"Curses. " FT said, staring down at his bare baked potato.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They needed some sour cream, stat.

[Jaywalk he/him]

But Walmart was all out.

[Lunamor she/her]

Ok I still can’t get over when people say “curses!” in kids shows. It’s basically the equivalent of shouting “bad word!”

Luna poked the unconscious Narrator Xino in an attempt to wake him up.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

 

1 minute ago, Lunamor said:

Ok I still can’t get over when people say “curses!” in kids shows. It’s basically the equivalent of shouting “bad word!”

Naw it's like when the Shakespearean guy says: Curses on thy unshaven head, heathen. That sort of thing.

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, FatherTiempo said:

 

Naw it's like when the Shakespearean guy says: Curses on thy unshaven head, heathen. That sort of thing.

Ah, ok. Well I’m still yelling “bad word” every time I stub my toe 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

26 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Ah, ok. Well I’m still yelling “bad word” every time I stub my toe 

You could try “profanities!!” or maybe even “crude language!” if you’re really feeling angry

[FatherTiempo he/him]

I tried 'goodness gravy' for a while, but it didn't last long. 

[Lunamor she/her]

I’m also gonna try “string of curses!” or “rude words!”

[Tesh Any pronouns]

Tesh ate more chouta. She had a problem.

I say "bad word" sometimes, but "storms" is my go to.

[Jaywalk he/him]

It didn’t help that a chouta stand had opened right next to her house.

[Lunamor she/her]

Run by Lopen, Rock, and a sulky Kaladin.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Business was booming.

[Lunamor she/her]

Literally. Lopen had decided to invent exploding chouta.

Edited October 1, 2019 by Lunamor

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

It was a... disturbing... experience for everybody who ate them, to say the least.

Anyone else getting flashbacks to the exploding pizza episode of Phineas and Ferb?

Edited October 1, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar