The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Two mimes arrived in a helicopter made out of licorice.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Max warped into the helicopter, throwing the mimes out into the spinning blades, then hijacked the controls and flew away. He had a bunny to catch.

[Lunamor she/her]

“WHAT THE STORMS MAX!”

Luna yelled after the helicopter. She recused the mimes before they could be chopped into pieces and gave them marshmallows.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Unfortunately for him, the mimes ripped the helicopter blades apart as they flew by them. The helicopter plunged to the ground and landed in the middle of the party.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Max stood in the licorice wreckage, scanning the party area for any sign of threats.

Then, he spotted it.

The bunny.

Standing on the drink table.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The bunny was drunk on Kool Aid.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The Kool-Aid fired its neurons, bringing feeling that the void had failed to provide.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Come child. With me. The bunny looked upwards, its gaze drawn to the heavens. It was at this point that the bunny slowly rose up, glowing brighter and brighter as it did so. It reached about 10 feet up in the air, and in similar fashion to Truthless, it disappeared with a flash of light. Faint laughter was all that anyone could hear.

Edited September 18, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

It had Ascended to the Shard of Kool-Aid.

Even though I know it’s at least a nation-wide thing, I still think of Kool-Aid as a Nebraska thing. Kool-Aid days were a couple weeks ago I think   

[+Doomstick he/him]

But then splintered 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

And Ascended again, this time to the Shard of Sugary Drinks.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Jacob appeared, writing furiously on his clipboard.

[Lunamor she/her]

It started raining Fanta.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The rain bounced off Jacob, leaving no mark or stain.

[Lunamor she/her]

“Hey, quit bouncing Fanta on me!”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Jacob ignored the partygoer, who had taken out an umbrella and was backing away warily.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna took out a bucket and slowly started collecting soda.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

@Jaywalk I'm so sorry this took me so long to get anything, but I finally doodled your face.  And sorry again, the picture quality isn't great.

Edited September 19, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Lunamor she/her]

1 minute ago, Shard of Thought said:

@Jaywalk I'm so sorry this took me so long to get anything, but I finally doodled your face.  

 

Oh my storms that looks awesome!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Jacob took some of the soda absentmindedly, continuing to write down notes on the party.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Thank you! It's just a doodle on a study guide, but it was fun. Kept me interested in something. 

[Lunamor she/her]

“A please would be nice...” Luna mumbled.

Edit: You’re welcome Star!

Edited September 19, 2019 by Lunamor

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Please," said Jacob, still absentmindedly.

He walked over to Max and tapped him on the shoulder, sampling some of the black licorice helicopter while he waited.

[Lunamor she/her]

“Thank you.” Luna got out more buckets.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A random passerby stopped and complimented Luna on her hair.