The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Little Bear she/her]

Just now, Lunamor said:

It was snowing because he had fixed the air conditioning too well.

He does this in a flashback in an episode, don’t ask me why I know this cause I’ve got no clue.

Wendy ran to his aid with apple juice, the only thing that could reverse the horrible effects whipped cream had on Bob before it was too late.

[+Doomstick he/him]

He died

[Lunamor she/her]

But Wendy was actually an entire Wendy’s restaurant.  

[Little Bear she/her]

Bob was crushed under the restaurant, which was very frustrating to clean up as Wendy did not have any arms.

[Lunamor she/her]

Or legs. No one knew how she managed to move around.

[Little Bear she/her]

Turns out it was a team of employees who carried her places.

[Lunamor she/her]

It was where the legend of Atlas had come from.

[Little Bear she/her]

All of TLT was contained inside of the Wendy's. The restaurant needed to be protected at all costs.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Narrator Stone fortified the walls

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

And then a thermonuke hit the restaurant.

[Jaywalk he/him]

But it was a dud.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

It bounced and rolled to a stop in front of FT.  

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless soulcast it into francium, then soulcast the surrounding air into water. He began to laugh manically.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT gasped for air, worsening his situation.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The francium exploded, and everyone went rocketing into the air.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT took in a deep relaxing breath. Then, his face smashed into the asphalt.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless decided to employ the tactic of making more explosions while he was about to land, thus propelling him before he could land.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT rolled onto his back, catching the first of Truthless's propelling-bombs. Eyebrows singed, FT wished, not for the first time, he had been gifted with some sort of Investiture.

[Jaywalk he/him]

But he’d never been a lucky man.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

He was always storing his luck in chromium.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Narrator Pebble called Butt

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Using a spanphone.

[Little Bear she/her]

"Hello, this is John from Peppa Pig's Pizza Place. How may I help you?"

 

Edit: Bolded

Edited September 13, 2019 by Little Bear

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Then the spanphone exploded.

Edited September 13, 2019 by xinoehp512

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

So Pebble instead used a saxophone to call.