Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 (edited) Trewee promptly launched out of Xino's arms, melting into water only to reform as an ice-spear behind the would-be attacker and lodging himself through his chest. Edited September 6, 2019 by Shard of Thought
+Ed Venture Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 Butte died a painful and agonizing and arduous and excruciating and grievous death. He also screamed a lot. Like...a lot. 1
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 (edited) .... Are you feeling morbid today? Also, Truthless is not going to be very happy with you for killing his only two characters... Trewee formed into his natural shape, folding his arms indignantly. Served Butte right for thinking to evaporate him. Trewee cooed arrogantly. Edited September 6, 2019 by Shard of Thought
+Ed Venture Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 Nope! I'm just bookmarking cool words in my Thesaurus! And Truthless always finds a way to bring them back. They've died...1...14...232...3479...a lot. Maybe more than Butt. Then suddenly the atmosphere was turned into pure potassium! And Potassium reacts with water to instantaneously explode! So....yep. That happened. The world started burning. Ok....maybe I'm feeling a little morbid. Brownies were baked. They were the best brownies ever baked. Better than waffles. Better than pancakes. Even better than wafflecakes 3
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 18 minutes ago, Butt Ad Venture said: The punch reflected off the forcefield completely destroying But; Physically, Mentally, Spiritually, and Narratively. 10 minutes ago, Butt Ad Venture said: Butte died a painful and agonizing and arduous and excruciating and grievous death. He also screamed a lot. Like...a lot. Truthless stormed into the thread. “WHO DARES KILL MY CHARACTERS?” He bellowed in an overly-dramatic deep voice. “AND CONTROLLED THEM NO LESS!! I SWEAR REVENGE UNTO THEM FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIFE, AND THEIR SON’S LIFE, AND THERE SON’S SON, AND THEIR SON’S SON’S SON!!” Truthless brought But and Butte back to life with a wave of his hands. They didn’t appear too pleased with being killed either. “Come’n, do you know how painful that is?” But asked to Butt Ad Venture. “Besides, we’re named after you!!” 1
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, Butt Ad Venture said: Nope! I'm just bookmarking cool words in my Thesaurus! And Truthless always finds a way to bring them back. They've died...1...14...232...3479...a lot. Maybe more than Butt. Then suddenly the atmosphere was turned into pure potassium! And Potassium reacts with water to instantaneously explode! So....yep. That happened. The world started burning. Ok....maybe I'm feeling a little morbid. Brownies were baked. They were the best brownies ever baked. Better than waffles. Better than pancakes. Even better than wafflecakes Helpful hint; arduous is usually used when describing a task that takes a lot of effort. It's not "arduous" to die. Because you're not the one doing the killing. The were so good, in fact, that the mimes who made them - the mimes imprisoned in the Nightmare Tree - were released.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 Truthless picked up a brownie mid rant, and popped it into his mouth. ”...” ”...” ”...” ”THESE ARE DELICIOUS!!” Truthless yelled, still using all caps. “BUT, BUTTE, COME TRY THESE!!” He finished, after making sure they weren’t poisoned.
+Ed Venture Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 5 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: Truthless stormed into the thread. “WHO DARES KILL MY CHARACTERS?” He bellowed in an overly-dramatic deep voice. “AND CONTROLLED THEM NO LESS!! I SWEAR REVENGE UNTO THEM FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIFE, AND THEIR SON’S LIFE, AND THERE SON’S SON, AND THEIR SON’S SON’S SON!!” The void would've smiled if it had a mouth. Instead it just made the random thermonuke explode at Truthless' feet, as a sign of its regret for its actions. 5 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said: Helpful hint; arduous is usually used when describing a task that takes a lot of effort. It's not "arduous" to die. Because you're not the one doing the killing. The were so good, in fact, that the mimes who made them - the mimes imprisoned in the Nightmare Tree - were released. *Nods* I'll keep that in mind. But only if they sang a tree related song first.
overlord stick Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: Truthless picked up a brownie mid rant, and popped it into his mouth. ”...” ”...” ”...” ”THESE ARE DELICIOUS!!” Truthless yelled, still using all caps. “BUT, BUTTE, COME TRY THESE!!” He finished, after making sure they weren’t poisoned. Suddenly, FBI Agents confiscated all the brownies and put them in Area 51. 1
+Ed Venture Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 (edited) Except it was actually area 77 from the Hermitcraft server. Massive respect to anyone who gets the reference. Edited September 6, 2019 by Butt Ad Venture
overlord stick Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 Narrator Furret was confused. What the heck is a Hermitcraft?
Jaywalk he/him Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 Hermitcrafts were held every Wednesday night. Middle-aged hermit crabs would gather to scrapbook and knit.
overlord stick Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 Sadly, last Hermitcraft they ran out of glitter.
Lunamor she/her Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 29 minutes ago, Butt Ad Venture said: Then suddenly the atmosphere was turned into pure potassium! And Potassium reacts with water to instantaneously explode! So....yep. That happened. The world started burning. Should’ve made it Francium So they got some sparkles instead.
Jaywalk he/him Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 It was the closest thing to a riot Hermitcraft got.
overlord stick Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 Except for that one time they helped burn down Rathalas.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 39 minutes ago, Lord Furret said: Suddenly, FBI Agents confiscated all the brownies and put them in Area 51. Only 14 more days.... Rathalas wasn’t happy about this.
overlord stick Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 Just now, Truthless of Shinovar said: Only 14 more days.... Rathalas wasn’t happy about this. Until what? Neither was Evi.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 'Til the raid of Area 51! Remember the memes?
overlord stick Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 Just now, Truthless of Shinovar said: 'Til the raid of Area 51! Remember the memes? Oh right! I forgot about that.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 So they teamed up and stole the brownies.
overlord stick Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 But then Dalinar set them both on fire and stole the brownies.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 Suddenly, Dr. Doofenschmartz’s Brownieinator turned everting into brownies.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted September 6, 2019 Posted September 6, 2019 It was only a decoy, however.
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