The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

“The plot continues, I see,” Jaywalk muttered. “Bozo! Cause some insanity!”

”But boss...my hot tub...”

”I don’t care. We’re all out of wine anyway.” He tossed a bottle over his shoulder, which shattered on the rabbit’s head.

Bozo pulled himself out of the hot tub. “Fine. I’ll go get ready.”

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna handed Bozo a bazooka and told him to go destroy the farm.

High five for getting the reference.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Ahem. I have a very important announcement to make, everybody,” Truthless said, interrupting both plot and randomness alike. “If you’ll please turn attention to the page count, you will realize something very important....

WE’RE PAGE 700!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS PARTY EVERYBODY!!!!!!” TRUTHLESS YELLED, REFUSING TO TURN OFF ALL-CAPS WHILE IT WAS STILL PAGE 700. HE THREW SOME CONFETTI INTO THE AIR AND POPPED SOME PARTY CANONS.

[+Ed Venture]

A swarm of pigeons attacked SoT.

*BAWCK*

..and Bozo.

Edited August 23, 2019 by Butt Ad Venture

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!!” A RANDOM SPEAKER STARTED TO BLARE.

[Rebecca she/her]

YAY! PAGE 700!!!!!! REBECCA BROUGHT SOME PINEAPPLE CAKE FOR THE CELEBRATION.

[Lunamor she/her]

LUNA BROUGHT SOME VOIDUS CAKE.

Edited August 23, 2019 by Lunamor

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

THUS VOIDAPPLE CAKE WAS CREATED.

[Lunamor she/her]

AND THE WRATH OF VOIDUS CAUSED EVEN MORE CHAOS.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

49 minutes ago, Butt Ad Venture said:

A swarm of pigeons attacked SoT.

*BAWCK*

..and Bozo.

SoT screamed, reminded of why she hated interacting with the story. 

[Lunamor she/her]

LUNA SUGGESTED THAT SOT DUCK AND COVER USING AN ACTUAL DUCK.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT glared and disappeared to a star-filled plane. Star's old hide out. She sat down and focused on breathing, letting the outside world float away. Master? she thought.

Yes?

Help me.

You don't have to be worried. You can just say no, they'll leave you alone eventually.

All right... SoT sighed.

[+Ed Venture]

2 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

You don't have to be worried. You can just say no, they'll leave you alone eventually.

Unless they don't because TVG just mentioned it... 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

TVG cracked her knuckles. Don't.

[Lunamor she/her]

“Do not? But how does one ‘not’?”

[+Ed Venture]

Um...is she confirming the fact that I shouldn't leave SoT alone? 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT's eyes lit up. "I will not follow in my sisters footsteps! I will not be broken by plot!"

[Lunamor she/her]

“That is why we must have randomness! No plot means no being broken by plot!”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Yes, said Silence emphatically. Someone gets it. He sighed. If only Star would.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT is my little rebel girl.

"Star doesn't matter here," SoT said.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Oh? Does that mean I don't matter here?

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT looked up at him. "You're here, aren't you? And Silence is beautiful."

[+Ed Venture]

SoT's tongue turned into meatloaf.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT turned it back the way it was, indignant.

[+Ed Venture]

The void of chaos turned her indignation into meatloaf. Thus the emotion center of her brain was meatloaf-ified.