The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

“We are nevarrrr on track here!!!”

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Who cares? It’s an adventure, let’s go!!” Truthless yelled to everybody, motioning for Ghanderflaffle, Lunamor, Xino, and Jay to follow him.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Xinoehp sighed. "We need to be heading towards some goal if we want plot."

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna followed him, having suddenly obtained a staff and large grey hat.

Edit: Ninja’d 

Edited August 19, 2019 by Lunamor

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Hmm.... do you want to go take out Thanos?”

[Lunamor she/her]

“Oooooo, sounds questy! I approve of this!”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT decided to watch. "Trewee," she said, "go protect Xino."

The little watersprite trumpted his affirmation and zoomed toward Xinoehp.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Xinoehp shrugged and stepped through the portal. 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Only to find Butt Venture, sitting in a garden, his conquest complete, watching the sun rise on a grateful universe.

Edited August 19, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Hey Butt, do you want to defeat Thanos with us?”

[Lunamor she/her]

“Storms yeah!” he responded, grabbing his Finite Stones.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But he dropped one.

[Lunamor she/her]

Which was picked up by a colony of worms, mutating into Sorinsus. Which were basically just mega worms but radioactive and purple.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Those would become relevant later, but for now...

[Lunamor she/her]

Butt needed to get his act together. He was having a break down over the break up of the Beetles, despite the fact that they had been broken up for years.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

He had also forgotten.... something. But he couldn't remember what it was.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was unfortunate.

[Lunamor she/her]

But Butt (hehehe) soon forgot about the forgetting.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT wanted to remind him. But she didn't want to get involved with the plot. And she was lazy.

[Lunamor she/her]

“So where is this ‘Thanos’? In the depths of Modor, perhaps?” Luna asked.

I just realized that Thanos is one letter off from Thanks and now have an entire scene in my head where Thanos lectures the surviving population in Endgame about how, based on that fact, they should therefore be thanking him. What the storms is wrong with my brain.

Edited August 19, 2019 by Lunamor

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Xinoehp tapped his foot impatiently. This was not going well.

[Lunamor she/her]

It was going great!

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"I'm telling you, Xino, you're better off not involving yourself at all."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"This is so boring," mumbled Xino. "Nothing of interest is happening."

Sighing, he summoned his chair and sat down again to wait for some actual plot to develop.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

You could develop your own character, SoT thought to herself. That would be nice.

Edited August 19, 2019 by Shard of Thought