The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT's mouth dropped. "She has Star and Ember for plot! I am something more. How dare you compare me to them! I am far more self aware."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Xinoehp threw his head back and laughed and laughed for a solid minute or two.

"Oh, SoT," he gasped, when he'd finally pulled himself together, "You are a gem, you really are."

Edited August 18, 2019 by xinoehp512

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT glared. "You may have an iron will, but you have no heart."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Xino smirked. "I most certaintly do have a heart." He reached a hand up to his chest. "I can show you, if you don't believe me."

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT gritted her teeth. "I would like it if you kept your internal organs inside of your body. Where they should be."

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Gah!!” Truthless yelled, finally having escaped the ninjas. “There’s not enough randomness!”

And so he summoned an army of four armed crabs that could shoot laser beams from their mouths to attack all cars that existed on the planet.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Bozo lounged in a hot tub, drinking fine wine. “Better to enjoy life while Havel’s gone,” he said.

Jaywalk merely brooded on his throne. The void had become stable, and there was no need to mess things up again. Better to watch, and contemplate from afar.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

I freaking love what has become to TLT. Our characters have grown. And I'm starting to ship SoT and Xino.  That was the best argument in the history of the world. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

My friends, Bozo’s just getting started.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

I still cannot believe he was born of my stupid typo. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Oh, it wasn’t a typo. I just twisted your words, and made a monster.

”Butler!” Bozo called. “Bring me more of our finest wine.”

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

A ninja ran up to Bozo, bringing the finest wine, which was actually just water with some flavoring.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because that was the way Bozo liked it. “More shrimp as well.”

[Lunamor she/her]

He was provided with a huge plate of coconut fried shrimp.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Dipped in chocolate.

[Lunamor she/her]

And covered in sprinkles.

[Jaywalk he/him]

“Thank you, minions. JAY!”

”Hm?”

”I’m bored.”

”Very well. I think it’s time for an adventure.

[Little Bear she/her]

Little Bear threw rainbow confetti shaped like aquatic animals into the air, “Hooray! Adventure!”

[Jaywalk he/him]

Bozo stared at Little Bear. “Who the—[redacted for vulgarity]—are you?” He wasn’t used to seeing new faces.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless gasped. Jay hadn’t used a Cosmere curse?! Impossible!

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna suggested “Who the storming rusting colors are you?”

[Little Bear she/her]

" . . . " Little Bear slowly backed into the shadows.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Light!” said Truthless, both indicating the curse from the Wheel of Time, and the fact that more luminescence would be needed to see Little Bear in all of the shadows.

Edited August 18, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Xinoehp looked up, interested. "Did someone say 'adventure'?"

[Lunamor she/her]

“ADVENTUUUUUURE!!!” Luna screamed.