The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Shadows was just as confused. 

[Silva]

Confusion was spreading.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Confusion was butter in Breadmunk

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna ate the butter then went back to mustering the forces needed to provide a series of petitions to the government to petition for the ghanderflaffles to have an uprising.

[Silva]

The ghanderflaffles didn't want to rise up--they'd become lazy.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna pointed out that it only took a minimal amount of effort to sign something.

[Silva]

The ghanderflaffles noted that minimal effort still was effort. They were content with the government at the moment anyways.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna asked them very politely.

[old man moomba he/him]

But then they all became gamers.

And gamers must rise up.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

For the loot boxes. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

*Against the loot boxes.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But the ghanderflaffle empire was rising 

[Lunamor she/her]

Cause they had discovered how to do the chicken dance.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Under Butt's careful direction and leadership, the empire had expanded in size and in power.

Edited July 1, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Jaywalk he/him]

The true heir was plotting to depose Butt, however.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But then he realized that Butt had actually done a good job of ruling and he didn't want the responsibility anyway. 

The true heir set out to find a land called Los Vegas.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Not to be confused with Las Vegas.

[Lunamor she/her]

He was chasing after tales of strange people who were colored completely blue.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The Blue Man Group.

[Kestrel she/her]

Hello why are we talking like this.

[Lunamor she/her]

We are collectively writing a silly, random, and awesome story. Everything a part of it is bolded.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"Because it's The Longest Thread!" Narrator SoT cried. She then proceeded to sing a musical number about ghanderflaffles, breakmunks, and Butt Venture, but it was too awesome to be heard.

Unfortunately, she was soon ninjaed. 

Edited July 2, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[+Ed Venture]

A flute of Ghanderflaffles did a flying routine using their wings. 

And played the drums using their scales.

And hunted down the eternal pancake 

Edited July 2, 2019 by Butt Ad Venture

[Jaywalk he/him]

And achieved godlike power, allowing them to bring the ghanderflaffle empire to its highest level yet.

[Lunamor she/her]

Plaid.