The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

*shrugs*

[BringerofShadows she/her]

“Too many.” *Throws hatchet at Jay*

[Jaywalk he/him]

*catches hatchet and throws it at Shadow’s vodka stash*

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, Jaywalk said:

*catches hatchet and throws it at Shadow’s vodka stash*

Star freezes the hatchet, making it fall to the floor. "Leave her alone."

 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

BoS stares at Star for a long time. 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

1 minute ago, BringerofShadows said:

“Too many.” *Throws hatchet at Jay*

Star suddenly began to feel bad for Shadow. "You can't even get drunk. Can you?"

[Lunamor she/her]

Uncle Brandy awkwardly navigated his way into the room, set down his crate of vodka- his most recent shipment to BoS- then tiptoed back out.

[Jaywalk he/him]

But which Uncle Brandy was it...

[Lunamor she/her]

It was both.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Back during the henchman weirdness, they had fused together.

[Lunamor she/her]

Giving them twice the normal amount of business savvy.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

They were wildly successful in their... shenanigans.  

[xinoehp512 he/him]

5 hours ago, Shard of Thought said:

"Sure." She snapped, making a mug full of water appear, sitting on a desk with two chairs by it. She sat down, nodding to indicate that Xino should as well.

Xino thumped into the seat and took a long drink.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

Xino thumped into the seat and took a long drink.

"So," Star said. "What did you find out? I've been wanting new information for weeks."

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Woah! I haven’t been here in a hot sec!” Truthless said, suddenly appearing wherever the story was taking place. “Could somebody fill me in on what’s happened in the last 15 pages or so?”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"Well, I'm trying to figure out what's going on with the mimes, but no one seems to be able to help me. And the ghanderflaffle empire is corrupted."

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless gasped in surprise. “Not the ghanderflaffles!”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"Yeah. It's really too bad."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

58 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

"So," Star said. "What did you find out? I've been wanting new information for weeks."

Xino sighed. "Pheonix has been captured."

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Xino sighed. "Pheonix has been captured."

Star pulled her hand to her mouth. She closed her eyes, leaning back with a sigh. "Are you kidding me? Is he hurt?"

Edited May 27, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Well, we gotta fix all this somehow!”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Xino shook his head. "He's probably sick with worry, though."

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

Xino shook his head. "He's probably sick with worry, though."

"So he's safe for now?" Star had no idea what to do. She longed to rescue him, but the last time she had led a rescue mission, it hadn't ended well at all. And she knew that risking it all for someone was never the smartest thing to do. Pheonix though... But what did it really matter to her? 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Xino nodded. "He's gotten pretty lucky, actually. It was smart of him to make a deal with the mimes, earlier..."

He looked into his cup suspiciously. "Was this supposed to transform into hot chocolate?"

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

Xino nodded. "He's gotten pretty lucky, actually. It was smart of him to make a deal with the mimes, earlier..."

He looked into his cup suspiciously. "Was this supposed to transform into hot chocolate?"

"No, it was not. Maybe you did that unconsciously. And anyway, he was dealing with the mimes? Why?"