The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

It made his breath stink a lot.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But it tasted amazing 

[Jaywalk he/him]

His wife didn’t like it very much.

[+Doomstick he/him]

She loved it

[Lunamor she/her]

So she retaliated by eating entire cloves of garlic.

Edit: Ninja’d 

Edited May 18, 2019 by Lunamor

[Jaywalk he/him]

She had a secret stash under her children’s bunk bed.

[Lunamor she/her]

That the children occasionally raided on dares.

[Jaywalk he/him]

One day they played a game of truth or dare.

[Lunamor she/her]

Purple chose dare. Purple always chose dare.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Cloudy dared her to...

[Lunamor she/her]

Deck Kelsier himself.

[+Doomstick he/him]

So she built a deck for Kel

[Lunamor she/her]

Out of the best hardwood in the Cosmere.

[+Doomstick he/him]

It wasn’t as hard as Luna’s head though 

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Lunamor wasn’t sure if that was a compliment or not.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Nor was Stick 

Edited May 18, 2019 by I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lunamor she/her]

So Narrator Lunamor went to the Oracle to find out.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

She said it was an insult.

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Lunamor demanded that Narrator Stick hand over his boots for such an insult.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But it was Opposite Day for the Oracle 

[Lunamor she/her]

But Narrator Lunamor didn’t know this.

[overlord stick]

The other stick realized things would be confusing now that there were two sticks.

[+Doomstick he/him]

So they were then on known as Nr. Per

[overlord stick]

Per wondered where the Nr. came from.

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Lunamor reminded Narrator Stick about the boots.

Edit: Narrator Lunamor told Narrator Per that Nr. was short for Narrator.

Edited May 18, 2019 by Lunamor