+Ed Venture Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 (edited) "Please!! Please!!" Butt cried, "Stop it! With my mind expanded I see all the destruction you have done! If you don't set things right I will sacrifice myself to stop you and free my friends!" Edited May 16, 2019 by The Forumlurker
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 But the Narrators didn't want that to happen, so they took away his Shard, beat him up, stole all his money, and left him in a dim alley. Definitely dim and not dark. 1
Snipexe he/him Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 (edited) Butt canonically has every shard, so a new shard isn’t going to much Edited May 16, 2019 by Snipexe
Turtle373 he/him Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 An old man walked into the dim alley and offered Butt a cookie.
+Ed Venture Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 ...you know...I kinda expected that to be a really emotional seen where you denied it and he condemned you for destroying the universe and empires and so much more like killing Arnold and his father Ad Venture and Murdering his Ghanderflaffle friends and everything but nope that works too... 1
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 (edited) But Butt refused the cookie because he wasn't stupid. Or, ya know @The Forumlurker, you could just do that, being a Narrator... I of all people know how cruel we can be. It's about time someone said something. Edited May 16, 2019 by Shard of Thought
+Ed Venture Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 oh...lets do this "NO!" Butt Venture yelled, rising from the void, "THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN!! I HAVE THE POWER OF A NARRATOR ON MY SIDE!!! SHARD OF THOUGHT!!! YOU ARE ONE OF THE WORST HERE! YOU HAVE DESTROYED AND BROUGHT MISERY EVERYWHERE YOU HAVE GONE!!! THIS WILL NOT STAND!!! I WILL DESTROY YOU AND ALL NARRATORS!!! IT IS CLEAR NOW THAT YOU ARE TOO CORRUPT TO DO ANY GOOD!!! YOU DO NOT DESERVE THIS POWER!!!" Butt reached into the void and severed Shard of Thought's connection to the thread. He absorbed her powers into himself. "YOU ALL MUST FALL" he screamed. 1
Jaywalk he/him Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 7 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said: you could just do that, being a Narrator... I of all people know how cruel we can be Heh. Heh heh. Heh... Butt imploded from the sheer amount of power he held. 1
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 But now Star was mortal. Just mortal. And there wasn't much she could do about it. She was reasonably livid.
Turtle373 he/him Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 But Turtle thought that was wrong, so he gave Star her narratorhood back.
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 "You... you're giving it back to me? After all I've done? I'm the worst one of us all."
+Ed Venture Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 (edited) Lurky countered Jaywalk saying, "I will not allow this, you will pay for your crimes" Butt began absorbing Jaywalk's Narrator-ness into himself. He yelled, "AND YOU JAYWALK! YOU HAVE DESTROYED ENTIRE UNIVERSES FILLED WITH SENTIENT SHAPES AND VOIDAPPLES!! YOU WILL FALL!" "OH POOR POOR STAR" Butt mocked "YOUR LIFE IS SOOOO HARD. YOU NEVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH BEINGS OF INFINITE POWER DESTROYING YOUR ENTIRE LIFE DO YOU!!!! WELL GET A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE!!!!" Edited May 16, 2019 by The Forumlurker
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 Star knew she could do something, but she also knew that they probably deserved it.
Turtle373 he/him Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 "but you care about this thread, and I'm bored and want to see what happens." 1
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 (edited) Memories. You know, one day, Pheonix, all of this is going to hang in the balance. Something will go wrong and Fate will be furious with us all. It'll be our punishment for taking this little sector and doing what we've done. No one asks to be a hero. I'm no hero. I'm no hero. "But I could be..." Edited May 16, 2019 by Shard of Thought
+Ed Venture Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 (edited) Butt reached over to Star and crushed her out of existence into a plane of exploding thermonukes "YOU...WILL NEVER BE A HERO...NEVER!!!" Edited May 16, 2019 by The Forumlurker
Turtle373 he/him Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 (edited) Ninja'd Edited May 16, 2019 by Turtle373
Jaywalk he/him Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 Butt wasn’t strong enough. ”It was a good try,” Jaywalk said. “Don’t make a choice you’ll regret.” Kelsier hopped in, to the annoyance of his wife, and socked Butt in the teeth. 1
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 1 minute ago, The Forumlurker said: Butt reached over to Star and crushed her out of existence into a plane of exploding thermonukes "YOU...WILL NEVER BE A HERO...NEVER!!!" "I'm a Narrator, darling. No one can destroy Narrators unless they want to spend eternity keeping them locked up like the Heralds in Damnation. I can do anything I dare to write."
Turtle373 he/him Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 Turtle leaned back in a lawn chair, entertained. 2
+Ed Venture Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 Butt hopped back in time and socked Kel as he appeared "Puny Narrator" Butt whispered, "Even if you wanted to do good you couldn't. You are EVIL. You may not...MUST NOT EXIST!!!"
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 Guys, this is the perfect climax. The Narrators being attacked by their own main character. Also, I killed Lift a while back, so Kell's likely pretty ticked at me...
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted May 16, 2019 Posted May 16, 2019 "I could send you to the Beyond, you know," she said to him. "Lift and Marsh and Mare are there."
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