The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Turtle373 he/him]

 someone who is definitely not Turtle threw a pokeball at Jaywalk

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

3 minutes ago, Jaywalk said:

Jaywalk buried his face in his hands. "Why..."

"Because I decree it. Are you on my side or not, Jay?"

[Jaywalk he/him]

“I will treat you as an equal,” Jaywalk said. “I will not bow down to you.”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star smiled. "You will. Eventually."

[Rebecca she/her]

Suddenly, pineapples.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

That's when Truthless threw a Masterball at Star

[Jaywalk he/him]

10 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

Star smiled. "You will. Eventually."

“Is that a challenge?”

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Yes. Our eyes met, so now we must have a Pokemon battle.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

6 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

That's when Truthless threw a Masterball at Star

"Do I need to repeat myself? I am a Narrator and a Shard!"

3 minutes ago, Jaywalk said:

“Is that a challenge?”

"Ah, take it however you like," Star said, musing.

Edited May 6, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

11 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

"Do I need to repeat myself? I am a Narrator and a Shard!"

Yes, and this is a Masterball. I'll have you know, these things have captured creators of worlds, rulers of time and space, flying beasts that enslave the weather to their will, and a Lv. 5 Rattata

Edited May 6, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star shrugged. The ball bounced off her. She was a Narrator so she could do stuff like that. 

[Turtle373 he/him]

Turtle gave the pineapples to Wild Idea to repay him for that awesome staircase idea, then tried to steal Truthless' Lv.5 rattata

[Lunamor she/her]

1 hour ago, Shard of Thought said:

Star wondered about her new position as Supreme Indomitable Dictator of TLT. She asked the general population of Narrators who supported her and who didn't. 

*Disclaimer: All those who do not support the Lord Narrator will have.... consequences. *evil, maniacal laughter*

"You can either share my throne or be chained to it," she said. 

Narrator Lunamor raised a sword made from the melted down scales of Ghanderflaffles (who all died peaceful deaths of old age), pointing it Star’s direction.

”I challenge thee for rulership of this thread.”

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

*grumble grumble* dumb masterball *grumble grumble* ...worked on Arceus..*grumble grumble*... Master Sword now...

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, Lunamor said:

Narrator Lunamor raised a sword made from the melted down scales of Ghanderflaffles (who all died peaceful deaths of old age), pointing it Star’s direction.

”I challenge thee for rulership of this thread.”

Star shrugged, rising from her throne. She summoned her Shardspear. "Alright. Just remember what happened last time."

[Jaywalk he/him]

She used to be so timid, Jaywalk thought. What happened? He believed that all the Narrators should be equal in power, and he would continue to treat her as such.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, Jaywalk said:

She used to be so timid, Jaywalk thought. What happened? He believed that all the Narrators should be equal in power, and he would continue to treat her as such.

I think you know what happened, Star thought to Jay.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

"Perhaps an allegiance of the underpowered narrators needs to put in place? Or more properly termed, a rebellion?" Narrator Truthless asked.

Edited May 6, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Turtle373 he/him]

Turtle and Wild Idea chopped up the pineapples and ate them, watching the challenge unfold.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

I need someone to stand by me, Star thought. But who? 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

"Ooh, can I have some pineapple too?"

Edited May 6, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Jaywalk he/him]

“I know,” he whispered, bowing his head. “I caused all of this,”—he drew the power of the void to himself—“and now I shall finish it. Marsh was the bright spot in your life. I took that away from you. It’s time to fix my mistake.”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star glared at Jay. "And how do you intend to do that?"

[Turtle373 he/him]

Just now, Truthless of Shinovar said:

"Ooh, can I have some pineapple too?"

"Sure, but only if you bring more pineapples"

[Jaywalk he/him]

He gave a grim smile. “By taking control of TLT. I have power in the void already; perhaps it’s time I extended that influence.”