The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[whattheHoid she/her]

We all demanded a written essay on the life of Ghanderflaffle, but written entirely in haikus.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Dr. We All was from Taldain.

[whattheHoid she/her]

An expert in haikus and periodic absences.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A figure began to form out of flames...

[whattheHoid she/her]

It was Ganondork, no relation to Ganondorf.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He was promptly slain.

[Jaywalk he/him]

With the Master Spork.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Which was actually a Tom Joebob Skeleton Key in disguise.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

But Ghanderflaffle didn't know what a haiku was, so instead she wrote it in couplets. The last couplet was:
I was at state FFA

It was very fun, ok?

[Jaywalk he/him]

“The cows were very vicious” was another line in the haiku.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

But it was someone else's haiku.

[Lunamor she/her]

About attempting to make some cheese.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Pepperjack is hard.

[Lunamor she/her]

Gouda is soft.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Brie is even softer.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

I like bread.

[Lunamor she/her]

Said a breakm*nk.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Jimmy the breadm*nk was imprisoned for cannibalism.

[Lunamor she/her]

This was an unrelated case.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

As was the luggage bag.

Edited April 8, 2019 by Gancho Libre

[Lunamor she/her]

And bags.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

But they're unrelated, so who cares?

[Lunamor she/her]

Who cares about practically everything.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But Who was completely irrelevant and was thus sentenced by the Narrators to life as an idea. Forever.

[Lunamor she/her]

Ideas were a new race of ghanderflaffles.