The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Rebecca she/her]

Ticklish involved many slushees. And pennies.

[Lunamor she/her]

And limes.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

But when nightblood left them behind, he doomed them all because...

[Lunamor she/her]

He forgot the ketchup, allowing them to perish (he needed to feed the ketchup colonies at least three cookies a day, and he forgot to do that before he left).

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Nightblood begged to be sent back

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator Xino returned from a long hiatus.

He was disappointed to see he'd missed the appearance of Fallen characters. Too bad, really.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Narrator Star mentioned that she'd considered bringing Tom up as well, but she wasn't sure how she should play him and so refrained. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator Xino apologized for not being around the last few days. He'd been sick.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star expressed her regrets that he hadn't been feeling well and her joy that he was back!

[The Technovore he/him]

But then the Mustard wars ravaged the galaxy.

[Lunamor she/her]

Resulting in all of the ketchup being exterminated.

Edited March 15, 2019 by Lunamor

[The Technovore he/him]

By the Mustard Confederacy’s secret weapon; pest-control salesman.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

And their brilliant general, Colonel Mustard.

[Lunamor she/her]

In no way related to Colonel O’Neill. With two l’s.

Edited March 15, 2019 by Lunamor

[The Technovore he/him]

There was much confusion between him and Colonel O’NeiII, with three i’s. The fact that Colonel O’Neill was a war hero and Colonel O’NeiII was a serial killer was a topic of much confusion in the federal government.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

So the federal government was tired of the confusion and decided to rename Colonel O'Neill to llieN'O lenoloC. The serial killer, of course.

[Lunamor she/her]

This greatly angered llieN’O lenoloC, so he went on a rampage across the ever-rising ghanderflaffle empire.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Then someone took the leaven out.

[Lunamor she/her]

And it became a giant cracker.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Someone poured salt on it, making it a saltine.

[Lunamor she/her]

A giant tried to put it in his soup.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It turned into a sardine.

[Lunamor she/her]

So the giant threw it into the sea.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

But hi missed and hit Jasnah in the face.

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, beantheboy12 said:

But hi missed and hit Jasnah in the face.

Hi was the name of the giant’s pet handerfle.