Jaywalk he/him Posted March 9, 2019 Posted March 9, 2019 Very many pages ago. Hoid was still President. 1
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 9, 2019 Posted March 9, 2019 He really loved noodles, especially when shared with his dragon lover, Edgli.
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 9, 2019 Posted March 9, 2019 Because the ghanderflaffle empire was rising.
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted March 9, 2019 Posted March 9, 2019 Who also liked instant noodles, they started trading with Hoid.
The Technovore he/him Posted March 9, 2019 Posted March 9, 2019 He enjoyed waffles, just as he enjoyed waffle-loving donkeys. Something about their diet just made the meat so juicy!
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 10, 2019 Posted March 10, 2019 The 8th Waffle flavor was especially popular.
The Technovore he/him Posted March 10, 2019 Posted March 10, 2019 The 8th waffle flavor was the creation of the Great Waffle, the inexorable force that threatened to destroy humanity. When the Creator made the world he bound the Great Waffle in Don’kies Stumack.
Le Sigh Posted March 10, 2019 Posted March 10, 2019 A stumack is the part of the stomach that looks like a cross between a tumor, cyst and appendix that is only present in donkeys, or, as they are called in the Donkish language, Don'kies. 1
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 10, 2019 Posted March 10, 2019 Donkish is a complex language composed of snorts, grunts, and spitting. It was first spoken at a Bar Mitzvah in a field just south of Singapore. 2
Lunamor she/her Posted March 10, 2019 Posted March 10, 2019 Because a bunch of illiterate people had lost their voices and needed a way to communicate.
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 10, 2019 Posted March 10, 2019 The Don'kies just kinda picked it up afterward.
Lunamor she/her Posted March 10, 2019 Posted March 10, 2019 Because it is the coolest way to communicate. 1
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 10, 2019 Posted March 10, 2019 It has since been adopted by the She’ap, the Hoa’rses, and the C’ows—a military organization led by a group called the Cattle Guard. 4
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted March 10, 2019 Posted March 10, 2019 Prong Horn actually had two pitchforks coming out of his head shaft-first in replacement of his horns.
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