The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Who has fighting with Uncle Brandy again.

[Lunamor she/her]

Over who got to have control over the remote.

[RoadWalker he/him]

Though neither of them knew which button turned the subtitles on.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

It was a movie made in Ozia United, so nobody knew what the characters were saying.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Even those who lived in Ozia United.

[+Sorana she/her]

They agreed that the landscapes shown in the movie were great.

[Lunamor she/her]

But the costumes were terrible. Like, really awful. 

Edited March 4, 2019 by Lunamor

[Le Sigh]

They were just a bunch of painted carboard boxes.

[Kidpen he/him]

And yet they won an Oscar for costuming. 

[Le Sigh]

The Oscars have really cheap standards.

[Kidpen he/him]

Oscar the Grouch thought it was the best movie he'd ever seen.

[Le Sigh]

And Oscar the Mensch thought it was the stupidest thing he'd ever seen.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Said straff.

[Le Sigh]

"I think I'm going to tell Elend that I'm stealing his girl and there is nothing he can do about it in a really annoying and condescending voice."

[Gancho Libre he/him]

So, he told Elend that he's stealing his girl and there is nothing he can do about it in a really annoying and condescending voice.

[Lunamor she/her]

So he high-fived him. In the face. With a chair.

I saw a shirt that said something along those lines once and really want it.

 

Edited March 4, 2019 by Lunamor

[Gancho Libre he/him]

That would be awesome!

Straff was burning tin at the time.

Ouch.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Oooo. I have a tin story. 

Imagine this. You're a mistborn. Prowling through the streets of Luthadel, walking in the mists. All of a sudden, you hear a noise and you flare tin as high as you can. Carefully, you creep into the alley, bare feet picking up the texture of the stone. You turn your head to see where the noise originated. And step on a pin. 

If you've ever stepped on a pin barefoot before, you know it hurts. I've done it twice. On the same foot. 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

OOOOOOOOOF.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Malutioganti'amor LIX destroyed himself because it is bad grammar to have letters incorrectly capitalized 

[Silva]

Narrator Silva was very confused and decided to talk about a shoe that decided to protest not being given a choice in profession.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

58 minutes ago, DoomStick said:

Malutioganti'amor LIX destroyed himself because it is bad grammar to have letters incorrectly capitalized 

Malutioganti'amor LIX explains to DoomStick that he is exempt from that grammar rule for two reasons. One, it is very rude for a person to correct another's grammar. But dinosaurs are not people therefore, they may correct grammar all they want. Secondly, the L, I, and X at the end of his name are roman numerals that spell out, 59. Malutioganti'amor LIZ has no excuse though.

Malutioganti'amor LIX uses the rage of DoomStick forgetting a period to gain the power of fire and blast DoomStick with a fireball.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick points out that even though Malutioganti'amor LIX is not a person, it is still rude, as it is rude for a person to correct another’s grammar.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

You are being very rude, Stick, trying to correct another's grammar. As you are indeed a person. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

I just showed the facts, I did not tell you anything about grammar except that he may not correct it without being rude