The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Narrator Ganvcho screamed. The soundwave destroyed everything in this universe or any other universe. Nothing remained, not even access energy.

And Narrator Ganvcho could do that because he was a narrator.

There is not more plot. There is not more story. TLT stops here, at page 331.

The end.

Edited March 1, 2019 by Gancho Libre

[Kidpen he/him]

Suddenly, Gancho exploded into a million pieces so as to stop him from ruining all the fun.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Narrator Star peeked her head around the corner. "We will rebuild," she whispered.

Edited March 1, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Kidpen he/him]

Star rebuilded via time travel, which she did with tachyons present in a whole nother multiverse.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Now Kelsier and Jasnah were hugging and everything was okay. It was like none of this had ever nonsense about ending TLT have ever happened...

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Thus marked narrator Ganvcho's second death, even though his first resurrection was never explained.

Sorry, yalls but that's not a good precedent.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Narrator Star created a Well to lock Gancho in. 

[Kidpen he/him]

Gancho's name spontaneously changed to Timmy.

[Snipexe he/him]

Timmy Libre was a very good wrestler

[Jaywalk he/him]

But Ganvcho was still free.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

28 minutes ago, Kidpen said:

Star rebuilded via time travel, which she did with tachyons present in a whole nother multiverse.

 

23 minutes ago, Gancho Libre said:

Thus marked narrator Ganvcho's second death, even though his first resurrection was never explained.

Sorry, yalls but that's not a good precedent.

 

22 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

Narrator Star created a Well to lock Gancho in. 

 

11 minutes ago, Snipexe said:

Timmy Libre was a very good wrestler

 Malutioganti’amor LIX feeds off of the bad grammar 

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

The grammar police (Cryptics) come to save the day!

[Snipexe he/him]

Scissors bribes the Cryptics to ignore him.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Malutioganti’amor LIX looks at the grammar police, the ones infinitely beneath him in grammar policing.

He gains the power of ice and freezes all the bad grammar users.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

But Shallan protects Pattern, the leader, and a war starts between the police and LIX.

[Jaywalk he/him]

With a third group of insurgents. There were only two members—Butterflutter the Eighth and Butterflutter the Seventh.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Butterflutter the Sixth was unimportant.

[Snipexe he/him]

Scissors cut Malutioganti’amor LIX in half.

[Le Sigh]

The destruction of Malutioganti'amor LIX created a gargantuan explosion that turned the entirety of Newcago into a desolate crater, as well as a radius of one thousand miles around it into a desert wastelands. Fortunately, Kelsier, Jasnah, Lift and Vin were already back home in Nalthis, so they were okay.

[Snipexe he/him]

Steelheart was ticked off

[Silva]

He was upset that Jasnah wasn't covering her safehand.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kelsier didn't know to care that she wasn't wearing a glove and Lift didn't notice.

Edited March 1, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Jaywalk he/him]

Jasnah started selling pictures.

I’m sorry.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

1 hour ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

But Shallan protects Pattern, the leader, and a war starts between the police and LIX.

Malutioganti’amor LIX uses the rage of someone not using his full name to respawn. He then explains that he is not a person, but a plated dinosaur.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Jasnah was starting a women's rights movement.

Edited March 1, 2019 by Shard of Thought