The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[SandersonFanderson she/her]

Who had also purchased the bat cave on Ebay. 

[The Night Watcher]

Kelsier screamed and dropped his martini (he and Jasnah were on their honeymoon, see) because if he had a fear greater than Ruin and the deaths of his friends and the world exploding, it was snakes — so great a fear, in fact, his terror-stricken brain labeled a 12 foot lizard monster SNAKE.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

*steals trend*

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Jasnah was not impressed.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Bean was very happy on the transfer of trends from one thread to another. Perhaps the threads would make a truce.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The purple truce, they would call it. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Narrator Jaywalk did not like this trend. We should not follow in the footsteps of our mortal enemy.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Narrator Bean explains that he originally was a last poster. He came here for fun but he is rooting for TLPW.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Narrator stick explains that there really is no war as long as tLT gets to 10000 posts first

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Narrator Bean explains that the war will last until TLPW passes TLT

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star mutters that it won't pass us... Not for a while.

[Lunamor she/her]

But back to the story. Kelsier ran forwards and attempted to attack what he viewed as a “snake”.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Bean begins to explain that TLPW is less consistent, but grows faster

[xinoehp512 he/him]

 

Kelsier’s “snake” jumped backwards.

Narrator Xino mutters that TLPW grows faster because its quality is worse.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star argues that TLPW is actually really fun. And inquires as to weather Xino has actually looked at TLPW.

Edited February 27, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[The Night Watcher]

The Night watcher wishes to know where this High School cheerleader teams rivalry came from. And why it's more pressing than the twelve foot SNAKE-dinosaur.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a thread. It aspired to one day be the longest thread on the peaceful kingdom called the 17th Shard. Time went on and it achieved its goal. But then rose another thread. It was small and meant for having fun without form and winning for just second. The transience of victory. But then someone decided that that thread - The Last Post Wins - deserves the title of Longest Thread. The Longest Threadians were outraged at the rebellion. And thus our rivalry was born.

[Jaywalk he/him]

It would go down in the history books as the bloodiest war ever fought.

Edited February 27, 2019 by Jaywalk

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator Xino expresses his frustration that the Last Posters seem to misunderstand the rules of their own thread.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star asserts that there were no rules on that thread.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Bean agrees

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator Xino points out that only the last post wins.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Which means that all posts win for a time

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star also points out that we do way more than win on that thread. We have fun and chat and tell stories.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

That's not what it means. Only the last post ever on the thread will win.

Narrator Xino points out the existence of the Random Stuff thread.