The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

There was just one problem.

Sel rhymed with Kel.

[Ghost of Perdition he/him]

Also he didn't have anywhere to put the Dor.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So he went and bought a Dorframe.

[Lunamor she/her]

And started a campaign to change the name Sel to Sol.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Then he realized there were far more puns to be made with Sel, so he stopped.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Then he realized that that was a bad idea and started again.

[Lunamor she/her]

Once that was completed, he began his plan.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

So he threw the cheese into Elantris

[Ghost of Perdition he/him]

But he forgot that raccoons are allergic to cheese!

[Lunamor she/her]

He didn’t find this out, however, until they started to eat it and began to...

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Transform into...

[Ghost of Perdition he/him]

Giant Potato Monsters!

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

That ate themselves because they were delicious mashed potatoes.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Everyone was disgusted at the lack of gravy.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

But they were pre-buttered, so it wasn't as bad.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Except for the fact that they were full of Aviar worms.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

The parents of all the children of Elantris told them not to eat any strange potatoes they find.

[Lunamor she/her]

Kell was very disappointed that his plan failed, so he decided to do the same thing once again but with an animal that isn’t allergic to cheese.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

So with dic dics! 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

The dic dics were not allergic to cheese.

But they were allergic to Kelsier.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

So Kelsier instead had someone else gather them for him. That person is:

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Present Tense, nicknamed PT.

PT has a special ability. Whenever someone refers to him, they use the present tense.

[Le Sigh]

Donald Trump. Ninja'd?! How dare thee! Anyways, because the children were told to not eat the worms, the children are told to eat Present Tense instead.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

PT gathers the dic dics and brings them to the city where Kelsier has already released the cheese. PT is then surrounded by children.

Shh don't make fun of my grammar 

[Lunamor she/her]

Worms being a large part of the children’s diet, they were very hungry.