The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The shade ate Rock. Tom Joebob fired the gun at Kelsier.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kelsier ducked and the blast hit...

Edited February 14, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The shade ate him, because he didn't have any silver.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Is it meant to be "and the blast hit?" Because I'm treating it as if that's the case

Ruigi Singaldi.

DANGIT NINJA'D

Edited February 14, 2019 by Firerust

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Got attacked by a handerfle.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Hee, hee, yeah, didn't catch that. Thanks!

Edited February 14, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Jaywalk he/him]

And watched the following proceedings with a look of bewilderment.

Edited February 14, 2019 by Jaywalk

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Kelsier thrashed as he got turned into a shade.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

He looked down at his ethereal body. "Not this again."

[Lunamor she/her]

The bridgemen were all moving super fast, and their battle had stretched on into the nighttime, so Kelsier/the shade attacked them.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Tom Joebob cackled with maniac glee and threw silver at Kelsier.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Now everyone was confused, including the ghosts who were still trying to follow Kelsier around. They hadn't gotten it yet that he was now a Shade.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

So he ate them all.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Then the silver hit.

Edited February 14, 2019 by xinoehp512

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Licking his lips, he realized what he had done. He shrugged, continuing his journey to rid himself of that horrible screeching in the back of his head. Luckily, he met someone who knew exactly what he was going through...

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Mot Joebob, Tom Joebob's first victim.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Unfortunately for him, he looked exactly like Tom Joebob so naturally, Kelsier killed him to avenge himself.

[Lunamor she/her]

Shallan just sat on the chasm floor, bewildered by the screeching from above.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Mot Joebob joined the hoard of ghosts haunting Kell.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He was a shade ghost, which is even worse then any other.

[Lunamor she/her]

Kell then decided to make himself the center of another religion and attempted to recruit both the bridgemen and ghosts.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The ghosts rejected him. The bridgemen did too. Kelsier now felt alone and depressed. 

Edited February 14, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Lunamor she/her]

So he decided to go to Urithiru and recruit people there instead.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But all thought of recruiting left him when he saw it. He was awed by it. He wished he had a body so he could... a person passed him. Perfect. 

[Lunamor she/her]

That person happened to be Dalinar. And by possessing him, he destroyed all hope for Roshar. Whoops.