The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Made out of buckyballs.

[Kidpen he/him]

The dodecahedron universe began preparing to go to war.

[Snipexe he/him]

Against the Anti-Dodecahedron-Establishment-Tarians

[Kidpen he/him]

Those guys wanted the last post to win.

[Le Sigh]

Little did they know that the Dodecahedrons had the ultimate weapon. It was called...

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

The Infinigun. The Infinigun could shoot points at enemies without ever running out of them. They had to keep it a secret to prevent further chaos.

Edited February 11, 2019 by Spook'o

[Kidpen he/him]

However, soon some physicists realized they could use it instead for free energy because it makes matter out of nothing.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

What they failed to realize was that points have no mass.

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

The Physicists studied all day and all night, and then realized, they lived in Universe Line, explaining why they were so stupid.

[Kidpen he/him]

Universe Line is a location where everyone is always wrong. However, when they came to this conclusion, there was a paradox created.

[Lunamor she/her]

As a result of the paradox, they all merged together to create the grandest shape ever to exist. It was called the Isotododecadehegrasegreasjugquoihedron.

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

The Isotododecadehegrasegreasjugquoihedron lasted for centuries......until the -hedron left the shape and the universe collapsed.

[Le Sigh]

This caused a domino effect of collapsing all the other universes in existence.

That is, except for one...

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

The Triangle Universe survived, though bloodied. It had always been the strongest Universe, and it finally proved itself.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Universe Line was a universe devoid of complexity. Three-dimensional characters? Good luck.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The Loch Ness Monster Universe, known affectionately as the Nessie Zone. It was inhabitanted entirely by Loch Ness Monster shaped creatures and objects.

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

The Kandra Universe was filled with smart Kandras. If you were not a smart Kandra, you were forced to leave to the Mistwraith Universe. 

[Le Sigh]

Due to the destruction of almost all of the Multiverse, it immediately began rebuilding itself, adding in new universes like the Kandra Universe. It also recreated

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

The Terris Universe, ruled by Harmony, the Inquisitor Universe, ruled by Ironeyes, and the Soother Universe, ruled by Breeze.

[Lunamor she/her]

There was also the Awesome Universe, ruled by Lift.

Edited February 11, 2019 by Lunamor

[Jaywalk he/him]

It was awesome, to say the least.

[Lunamor she/her]

Everyone there could eat as much as they wanted without getting fat, as they could turn excess food into Stormlight.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Narrator Gancho interrupts this program to announce that his Shardiversary is tomorrow.

And, that his lifelong goal of posting 2,445 1/2 times in one year was reached.

Peace out.

Edited February 11, 2019 by Gancho Libre

[Rebecca she/her]

“Yay!!!” cheered Narrator Rebecca. Shardiversarys were fun! Narrator Rebecca asks Narrator Gancho if he has a special post planned for the occasion.

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Lunamor cheered for Narrator Gancho. Then proceeded to ponder how he had managed to have 1/2 of a post. Was it a picture? Status update? A comment on a status update? What was it?!?