The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[RoadWalker he/him]

"Hear no evil, fly no evil", said Hoid.

[BitBitio he/him]

And then a thermonuke hit him.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Yeah. That’s what happened, except for where...

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

The criminal Butterflies lived, in a dark galaxy.

[Lunamor she/her]

Known as the galaxy without pancakes. It was feared by all, and struck terror into the hearts of those unfortunate enough to hear its name.

Edited February 11, 2019 by Lunamor

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

It also cursed people who heard of it to never eat pancakes again!!!

[Lunamor she/her]

Its named was feared even more than the name of the worst villain to ever live, only ever spoken in hushed whispers in the darkest of alleys. Moldyvort.

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

Watch your language Narrator Lunamor! And quiet down!

 

[Lunamor she/her]

But was he not killed by little baby Parry Hotter long ago?

Edited February 11, 2019 by Lunamor

[Jaywalk he/him]

The dark galaxy was also in Universe Triangle.

[Lunamor she/her]

It was very powerful, as the triangle is the strongest of shapes.

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

The points are very good at fending off challenging universes, especially square, who is jealous of having more points than triangle.

Edited February 11, 2019 by Spook'o

[Kidpen he/him]

Square wanted to reverse steal some points from triangle.

Unrelatedly, Kidpen began to realize he probably would not get 3000 posts before his shardiversary.

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

But every time Universe square was unsuccessful. Unrelatedly, Kidpen, I'm sorry. Maybe my brother, Gancho Libre can help you.

Edited February 11, 2019 by Spook'o

[Lunamor she/her]

So square removed two of his points and threw them at triangle. Unfortunately, this caused him to turn into a line.

Narrator Lunamor suggested that if Narrator Kidpen hadn’t taken a side in the war between The Last Post Wins vs The Longest Thread (I can’t remember), then he could post in The Last Post Wins as well as in The Longest Thread to try and get his post count up, as you can post quite a bit in that thread very quickly.

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

The line wiggled its way to Universe Hexagon and made it Universe Heptagon. But there was already a Universe Heptagon, so the newly made Universe Heptagon committed suicide by splitting into individual lines and those lines wiggled towards Universe Octagon, but Universe Octagon rejected the lines. 

[Lunamor she/her]

So they made their own octagonal universe called...

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

Lineagon. It was a great universe, but it didn't like waffles.

[Lunamor she/her]

It was therefore shunned by all other universes.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Except for Universe Truncated Icosahedron.

[Lunamor she/her]

They hated waffles too because they only accepted things in the shape of a truncated icosahedron, and waffles are just simple squares. They loved soccer very much.

Edited February 11, 2019 by Lunamor

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Not many things were in the shape of a truncated icosahedron, however.

[Lunamor she/her]

So their universe consisted mostly of soccer balls. 

[Snipexe he/him]

And one giant soccer goal

[Lunamor she/her]

Made out of a bunch of tiny soccer balls.