The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

"Small world," Narrator Jaywalk said with a wink.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Narrator Ganvcho didn't wink back, because he was dead.

But don't worry. Both he and Butt will come back around April time.

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Gancho was OK though, as it was Ganvcho who had perished.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Of course. Narrator Ganvcho was only the mind-spawn of a type Narrator Gancho made about 200 pages ago.

Narrator Gancho was too awesome, too handsome, too amazing to die for simple chance to get him.

[Lunamor she/her]

Since Narrator Gancho made a character based off himself, Narrator Lunamor decided to make a character named “Luchador”, as it sounded similar to Lunamor.

Edited January 29, 2019 by Lunamor

[+Ed Venture]

“Looks like everyone survived,”said Sazed, “Except for Phillip!”

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Narrator Ghanderflaffles was busy mourning the temporary loss of the ghanderflaffles from the Infinity Gauntlet.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Narrator Gancho Labrador, a mind spawn that wasn't even created by Gancho Libre, was a little irked at all this talk of mind-spawn creations. 

Of course, mind-spawn creations are awesome, so all this means is that Narrator Ark or whoever may have made Gancho Labrador, Narrator Gancho forgets who actually did it, created Gancho Labrador to be a little irksy.

EDIT: Ninja'd.

Only one Ghanderflaffle remained.

And his name was not Phillip.

Edited January 29, 2019 by Gancho Libre

[+Ed Venture]

21 minutes ago, Archer said:

Then he went to put out some of the dozens of kitchen fires and nuclear reactor meltdowns that would inevitably kill off at least a quarter more of the universe. DIDN'T THINK OF THAT, DID YOU TH- FORUMLURKER?

I did...just didn’t really care. I knew that someone would take care of it.

It’s not like we’re in charge of protecting this universe or anything! It’s exploded 18 times in 5 different ways!

Edited January 29, 2019 by The Forumlurker

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

His name was instead Titan, which was ironic as he was the smallest ghanderflaffle that ever lived. As of the end of the rest of the race he was now also the largest.

[Jaywalk he/him]

"Mr. Venture," Butterflutter the Fourth said, "I don't feel so well."

[+Ed Venture]

It was too bad that Butt had already dissolved and Butterflutter was just talking to Bavadin

[Lunamor she/her]

666th Post!!!

Millions cursed the name of Cosmere Studios for forcing them to watch such a sad and cruel death.

Edited January 29, 2019 by Lunamor

[Jaywalk he/him]

Be on the lookout for Flafflengers: Endgame, coming in 2020.

[+Ed Venture]

The director had a cameo: Phillip, the guy no one likes. That’s the only reason he survived the Snapping. Too bad everyone knew it was his fault that the Infinity Gauntlet was in this movie and it is totally not Forumlurker’s fault that this is happening.

[Lunamor she/her]

Everyone, however, was excited for the movie Captain Butt coming out soon.

[+Ed Venture]

But I thought Butt was dead?

[Jaywalk he/him]

It was a prequel.

[Lunamor she/her]

Butt had been missing for many, erm... minutes, but would come back after a long absence to save the universe, as Uncle Brandy has paged him that they were in dire need.

Edit: Ninjaed

Edited January 29, 2019 by Lunamor

[+Ed Venture]

THIS THREAD IS HOT AND IT DESERVES TO BE HOT BECAUSE IT IS THE GREATEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[whattheHoid she/her]

Suddenly, a stench came from beyond and out popped Butt Venture the Returned! He started to do his Victory Fartomancy dance and went to Uncle Brandy's assistance. 

 

Edited January 29, 2019 by whattheHoid

[+Ed Venture]

Because Butt had no memories Uncle Brandy supplanted Butt’s mind with his own

[whattheHoid she/her]

Hagrid came in to join the supplanting of minds.

[+Ed Venture]

There’s another two universes to be added to the list....

[Jaywalk he/him]

As well as Yoda.