Lunamor she/her Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 No one has been able to test that theory, however.
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 "Not with that attitude!" Stated Butt. He dared to prove Lunamor wrong!
+Ed Venture Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 Sanity is Butt’s long lost sister, the name was quite ironic because everyone in a tree mile radius of her went insane
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 But as not all trees are the same height that distance varied depending on what the closest tree to her was.
+Ed Venture Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 Therefore, she had grown a giant tree on her back and shaped it to act like armor...she was also a wolf.
Jaywalk he/him Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 Being made of leaves, the armor wasn’t very effective.
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 To make it worse the leaves were dry and crumbly; they were doubly ineffective. Her stench made up for it, though.
GeneralHZRD he/him Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 Also, the leaves gave her an awful rash.
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 It turns out she was allergic to trees. Sadly, Sanity was also allergic to EpiPens.
Stormblessed Dolphin he/him Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 Fortunately, Lift healed her with her Awesomeness.
Lunamor she/her Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 Then unfortunately proceeded to go insane due to her close proximity to Sanity.
GeneralHZRD he/him Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 Turns out, Lift is allergic to Sanity.
GeneralHZRD he/him Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 The most common symptoms include...
Lunamor she/her Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 Screaming “Voidapple!!!” nonstop, eating everything that they find, even if it isn’t edible, and attempting to tickle everyone in sight.
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 So, Butt physically moved Lift away hoping the allergic reactions were temporary and flung a bubble suit for Sanity to wear. She really was an unfortunate creation. whattheHoid through Sanity a pity pint of vodka for her existence.
Lunamor she/her Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 This greatly angered Uncle Brandy, as it had been stolen from his secret stash.
Lunamor she/her Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 (edited) And, alcohol being extremely flammable, it burnt down his entire house. Edit: Ninajaed, but it still works. Edited January 28, 2019 by Lunamor
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 However, the remote needed new batteries and he had none.
Lunamor she/her Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 So he went to buy some at his local supermarket, CosmereCo. Unfortunately, they only sold batteries in bulk.
Stormblessed Dolphin he/him Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 He was forced to buy 1600 Double A batteries at a great unit price.
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