Jaywalk he/him Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 But Peace was saved by Pear and Pineapple.
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 Peace was happy at first until he realized Pear and Pineapple were fighting all the time. Pineapple kept yelling about Pear stealing her man, Voidus. Pear kept pulling on Pineapples leaves yelling, "Are you ripe yet!?"
Brightness Warrior she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 Then the universe imploded due to the sheer unpredictability of its current situation.
Voidus Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 Meanwhile in the middle of an impenetrable barrier, Voidus was a little unsure how anyone thought he was supposed to marry anyone but just decided to roll with it. He did note the names of everyone who'd suggested such a thing though. For when he escaped. 4
Lunamor she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 Lunamor decided to build a second unbreakable barrier around the first to prevent Voidus from exacting revenge.
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 Hoid just wished Voidus luck as she has had many a years of experience escaping the wrath of Shards.
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 But Voidus was a professional:
little wheel he/him Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 A professional Pineapple lover. 1
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 Which meant that he had special pineapple loving powers.
Ink he/him Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 Pineapples would come from across the world to be loved by Voidus
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 The pineapples from across space would come too, and soon all Voidus could see was pineapples pressing against the impenetrable barrier.
little wheel he/him Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 But the barrier (sadly) exploded pineapples, leaving Voidus to wallow over Pineapple and Peach leaving him.
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 Butt Venture, however, saved a special and faithful Pineapple. He introduced Pineapple to Voidus and it was love at first sight. They eloped and went honeymooning on Patjj, who was only too happy to have the lovers on his island.
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 But this relationship was doomed to end up just like the last pineapple-related marriage.
Jaywalk he/him Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 The other Pineapple became jealous, however.
little wheel he/him Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 She retrieved a spike and stole the other Pineapples good looks. *dun dun dun*
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 Which was hard for it, because it had been eaten by a chasmfiend a very long time ago. About two or three implosions of the universe and multiple wall breakings ago.
Voidus Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 Voidus, still in an impenetrable and opaque barrier was still confused as to ow anyone thought he would pull this off but he politely nodded along.
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 The rest of the characters in the story were glad that Voidus was being polite and staying quiet about his time in the cage.
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 Voidus, luckily, didn't just care about looks, but about the juicy bits on the inside of his dear Pineapples.
Jaywalk he/him Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 Narrator Jaywalk decided not to comment on that.
Lunamor she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 But Voidus wouldn’t stay complacent for long!
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 Soon Voidus would break out of his pineappley-verse.
Lunamor she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 (edited) As this was happening, Lunamor thought over a nagging question that has been residing in the back of Lunamor’s mind for quite a while. Why were pineapples called pineapples? Was it because both pineapples and pine trees are spikey, and apples are also a fruit? Did whoever was responsible for naming the fruits just give up when they got to pineapples and combine the two nearest things? Lunamor’s brain was starting to hurt. The origin of the name of the pineapple was a question that desperately needed to be answered! Edited January 23, 2019 by Lunamor 1
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