The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

Somebody demanded to be paid in flaffles.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

But flaffles are very hard to find and very valuable, protected by the fiercest warriors of Ghander.

[Turtle373 he/him]

but More Flaffles for your Waffles went out of business so Uncle Brandy couldn't buy any

[Kidpen he/him]

Everyone sighed and tried to slog through this unnecessarily confusing wordplay.

[Lunamor she/her]

He offered to pay him in gigiwaffs instead. 

[Turtle373 he/him]

But while all of this was happening Butt had already destroyed walls 2, 6, and 14.

[Lunamor she/her]

Without his self confidence, Uncle Brandy was venerable to attacks from the ghanderflaffles.

[Turtle373 he/him]

But the Ghanderflaffles didn't know what venerable meant so they couldn't figure out how to attack him

[Lunamor she/her]

They decided to taunt him with their magical songs of teasing instead.

[Turtle373 he/him]

But the Ghanderflaffles magical songs where in the Flaffle language so Uncle Brandy was left confused

[Lunamor she/her]

The ghanderflaffles were very disappointed. The songs were very clever- they even had an entire stanza on the number of chins that Uncle Brandy possessed.

[Turtle373 he/him]

Somebody was upset that nobody was getting him Flaffles so he tried to restart More Flaffles for your waffles

[Jaywalk he/him]

Somebody was also known as Very Confused.

[Lunamor she/her]

The ghanderflaffles sued Somebody for stealing their business.

[Turtle373 he/him]

But Somebody was broke because More flaffles for Your Waffles flopped terribly

[Lunamor she/her]

Somebody earned 19 years of imprisonment for his crimes.

[Turtle373 he/him]

4 years for not paying the lawsuit, the rest because he tried to run.

[Lunamor she/her]

He attempted to escape using only a piece of paper and a shoelace.

[Ink he/him]

He made a paper airplane, threw it out the window with the shoelace attached, and held on for dear life.

[whattheHoid she/her]

He crashed into walls 2, 6, and 14 and flaffled them up and his paper airplane which was shoddily made by Gaz as the paper airplane was only 0.00000000000000000000ⁿ10 of a paper airplane.

Guys this is beautiful!.....the story!

[Rebecca she/her]

The paper plane carried him all the way to the roof of the God King’s palace.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Bluefingers looked nervously, while Treledees ran from Siri's impertinent questions.

[Lunamor she/her]

Lightsong challenged him to a game of Tarachin. Somebody was nervous. “But I don’t know how to play!” he said. “Don’t worry,” Lightsong said, “I don’t think that anyone does.”

[Turtle373 he/him]

but somebody knew how to play and so by the law of name transfer, Somebody knew how to play

[Kidpen he/him]

Somebody's sudden flood of knowledge was coupled with the knowledge that Anybody does not no how to play.