The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

The ghanderflaffles decided they wanted revenge so the stocked up on the curry mentioned above.

[Lunamor she/her]

11 minutes ago, SarcasticRavens said:

The ghanderflaffles decided they wanted revenge so the stocked up on the curry mentioned above.

Wait when did the cactus fries become curry?

They knew that if they timed it right, they could breath fire from a distance upon Butt while he was using his fartomancy (is that how it is spelled?) and cause an explosion that would destroy him, as using fartomancy produces quite a bit of methane.

[Kidpen he/him]

Somewhere in between -infinity and infinity, to be exact.

[Silva]

A watermelon appeared spontaneously, distracting ghanderflaffles from their evil plans.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

3 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Wait when did the cactus fries become curry?

They knew that if they timed it right, they could breath fire from a distance upon Butt while he was using his fartomancy (is that how it is spelled?) and cause an explosion that would destroy him, as using fartomancy produces quite a bit of methane.

No idea, I just went with what I thought it was and didn't scroll up to check before I hit enter.

But doing that might make the universe explode and implode again, or possibly break all the walls mentioned a while back. (I think it went up to 20 something but that might be a little high)

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Lunamor wondered why the other narrators were destroying the poor walls so much. He called @Archer to send his mimes to come and fix all 20ish of the walls.

[Kidpen he/him]

Archer was annoyed at the ping.

I can control your emotions, Archer!

[Jaywalk he/him]

Narrator Jaywalk, however, was annoyed at Narrator Lunamor. He made a detailed plan to break the 21st wall.

[Kidpen he/him]

Before realizing there was no 21st wall. It just went from 20 to 22.

[Lunamor she/her]

He then concocted a plan to build the 21st wall so he could then destroy it. 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

The reason that there wasn't a 21st wall is:

[Kidpen he/him]

Archer forgot to put it in last time the mimes rebuilt.

[Archer he/him]

Guilty as charged. Sorry about that. 

A disembodied feminine voice could be heard speaking cheerfully from inside of the rift that had opened up between reality and in-game existence. "Your call is very important to us," it said. "Please hold."

It cut off suddenly, replaced by a badly composed song. It was a familiar arrangement (due to blatant plagiarism) but it was sung by a then-unknown musician: Archer the Occasional Narrator. "Tikis! Yeah, they love me! But they're hiding/Say, they're ever clever thieves from outside, 'gree?/'Cause they'll haunt ya, in the weeds ya/AND CAUSE YOUR DOWNFA-A-A-ALL, YES!"

Eventually the singing stopped. Having suitably expressed his annoyance, Archer called in the all clear. "I found the problem! I put some mimes to work patching the holes up, but while they do, you have to be very careful. Even the slightest strain on these walls could cause them to explode."

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

A ghanderflaffle walked by and leaned against the wall.

[Kidpen he/him]

The wall did not break, exposing Archer for the fraud that he is.

I'm sorry for picking on you today Archer.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Multiple narrators were disappointed in the lack of ghanderflaffle-induced explosions.

[Archer he/him]

Archer quickly canonized the ghanderflaffle as actually being the long-lost 21st wall, so people wouldn't suspect anything was amiss. "Walls can touch walls," he said. "That's cool."

 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

I'm really happy I was able to add "ghanderflaffle" to my personal dictionary

[Kidpen he/him]

Archer's canonization deceived everybody, including Nobody, Somebody, and Everybody.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

But Canonization didn't like deceiving others.

[Lunamor she/her]

He decided to send an anonymous letter to the leaders of the ghanderflaffles to tell them about the deception.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

But he was really bad at writing, so he asked Butt for help.

[Turtle373 he/him]

but Butt was to busy trying to destroy walls 2, 6, and 14.

[Kidpen he/him]

These specific walls held up the self confidence of Uncle Brandy.

[Turtle373 he/him]

And Uncle Brandy likes his self confidence so he hired Somebody to stop Butt